Fucked for life

Something happens that cannot be fixed and changes your life for ever. Basicly your screwed/fucked for the rest of your life.

Example 1:

- man i just found out my dad is the pedo bear
- dude, your fucked for life.

Example 2:

- Zomfggg i just spent all my money on wow
- dude u just lost your life and your only friend... your F4L (fucked for life)

by fear--pro-2 # <"33 November 3, 2010

Feature Fucked

When a computer application or hardware design feature has unintended or sometimes embarrassing consequences.

Getting Feature Fucked commonly occurs in word processing and email applications. For example you type a message that uses a misspelled version the word “incidentally” but the auto correct feature fixes it and it becomes “indecently”.

Very often this behavior occurs during important correspondences, such as with ones boss, can have undesirable consequences when the unintended word fits the sentence structure but drastically changes it meaning.

Can also occur in voice recognition applications. For example the scene in Wild Hogs where “Alternate Spec’s” is interpreted as “Alternate Sex”

by Lou Porreco April 9, 2008

Kentucky fucked

An expression born out of autocorrext on reddit amidst the COVID-19 quarantine period (April 2020)
It pertains to "completely fucked"

April 19, 2020
Jane

"They got Kentucky fucked on grading"
"I hope they leave it, Kentucky fucking works"
-redditors

by ArcaneLane April 18, 2020

Bot Fucked

The experience of being frustrated to tears by having to interact with poorly optimised chat bot virtual assistant on a commercial website.

Kim tried to check some account details on his banking website last night but he kept getting bot fucked by the virtual assistant, bouncing him between useless FAQ entries and denying him access to a human.

by Ernest_Hemmingroid March 9, 2021

you fucked up

Response to someone's inability to perform an action with competence. Usually stated in a disappointed tone.

John attempted to light his cigarette while it was in his mouth but it fell to the floor. Steve was quick to berate him with the words "You fucked up."

by Dboy123 April 13, 2008

That's fucked up

An expression used when someone does something morally wrong, discusting or just plain weird.

"Have you ever been so upset that you've covered yourself in vasaline and cryed naked in the corner of your room?"

"Ok, that's fucked up.."

by RobJoness March 19, 2010

cognitively fucked

(verb). Often occurs when a person has spent an excessive amount of time in an intellectual situation (ie-- cramming for an exam, marathon seminar sessions, problem-solving) and is not longer able to process info due to mental fatigue. Even simple thinking (ie-- how do you toast bread, what is your boyfriend's sister's name?) is impaired because mentally wiped out.

You may not be physically tired, but mentally feels like you are now an e-tard.

Sally spent 12 hours straight studying for some class, and therefore is unable to describe the most basic things, like how to make a sandwich. She is now cognitively fucked.

I can't even think of a good enough example because I've been working on this stupid problem for 13 hours and now I'm cognitively fucked and want a beer.

by sleepywantbeer October 2, 2009