falsinator

One who makes a habit of uttering numerous falsities. An individual becomes a true falsinator after a tirade of false statements.

My girlfriend is such a falsinator. Just last night she was going on and on about how lame I was in the sack. It was a tirade of falseness, therefore I deem her a falsinator. Or is she correct? And this tirade that was intended to prove her falseness makes myself the true and only falsinator. Oh cruel fate...doh!

by The D.O.B. June 22, 2006

fasibadido

really cool, awesome

Matt Wertz is fasibadido.

by Hoke May 12, 2007

Fapsize

To masturbate so vigorously that one loses one's balance. A portmanteau of fap and capsize.

Man I was polishing the wedding tackle in the shower and just when i was about to chuck the muck I fapsized! Almost killed myself!

by Vec September 19, 2012

fasiha

this is a noun and its true definition is when something is extremely well spoken.

'Wow, that woman's speech was simply fasiha!

by aquazendy1001 June 2, 2018

Falsifadoo

The act of appearing to pick up dog poop without actually picking up dog poop

Doc was walking Stella in his new neighborhood and stealthily bends down with the plastic bag to pick up the poop but does so for appearance purposes only.He boasted at dinner with friends about committing Falsifadoo.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS April 28, 2023

Fasionista

One who believes in the power of fashion. Fashionistas are typically either stylish women or homosexual men.

As an example of a successful fasionist government, they cite the period between Thanksgiving and Christmas in New York City (1999) almost religiously, in which local fashionistas overthrew the municipal government.

"Blacklist that sucker! He's a Fasionista! Keep an eye out because he'll either try to anally violate you or overthrow our government."

by MotherEarthFracker February 18, 2007

fapsicle

A globule of dried cum left on a chick's face after bukkake is performed on her.

"Oh my God, when they finished with me I had about 17 fapsicles hanging off my chin".

"Did you save them?"

"Yeah, try this"

<<crunch crunch>> "OHMYGOD ITS MY HUSBAND"

"...shafted" <<evil grin>>

by durson August 15, 2007