European faucet

When you turn you shower faucet on to the intense setting and bend over in the shower while spreading your cheeks with your hands and letting the water shoot the turds out of your ass

Friend-Yo you shit so fast did you even wipe.

You-No I am just gonna give myself a European faucet in the shower.
Friend-Oh good those are the best

by Antwan Guzzels November 30, 2018

Flint Michigan Faucet

Engaging in the act of anal whilst the receiver has diarrhea, and then pulling your penis out in the middle, resulting in a stream of brown liquid.

Chris: “So I was engaging in sexual activities with my good male friend Quandale Dingle, and he accidentally gave me a Flint Michigan Faucet, because he had a beefy five later burrito a couple hours prior.”

by Kanamoney March 9, 2022

sauce faucet

slang - a penis. sometimes a sloppy one.

Yo I got that chick to gargle my sauce faucet, fo sho.

by Bolooki January 6, 2008

Leaky faucet

When a girl sits on the toilet backwards peeing and you lick her butthole.

Hey i gave Tiffany a leaky faucet.

That's nasty, how did it taste?

by Jon Jinx November 5, 2019

Golden Faucet

Like a golden shower but when preformed by a midget or "little person".

Tauna hates golden showers cause there just too much for her, but she loves her golden faucets!

by Chris and Steve January 4, 2009

Leaky Faucet

Bad diarrhea that literally pours out of your butt.

Mike- Dude, I had some serious leaky faucet after that bad Chinese food last night.

Tony- I did not need to know that.

by ilikebatteries May 28, 2010

meat faucet

A penis, dong, stiffy, dick, tadger, prick, Willy, John Thomas, one-eyed trouser snake, piece of pork, wife's best friend, Percy, or cock....

To be used when referencing oral stimulation.

Come... partake... drink from my meat faucet and quench your thirst.

by Rick-tha-warehouse-manager February 25, 2008