Farticle

(N) Any "article" of suspect origin, generally found on Forums like Fbook. These "articles" stink, in terms of writing ability, are likely false or partially false, and are often just a bunch of hot air.

I read an interesting farticle on fbook saying dogs cannot burp. You think it's true?

by TwistedNoggin June 14, 2023

Farticles

Noun - A minute portion of poo matter.
Released with ass gasses these small poo particles contaminate the atmosphere. Entraping these in someone’s pillow may result in Pink Eye.

Matt: *Farts*
Laura: “Stop releasing farticles!”

by Professor Penguin August 5, 2018

Farticle

When it's so cold your farts freeze as soon as they leave your butt

My farticles were the talk of the town during my recent visit to Siberia

by HoJoJojo March 17, 2017

Farticles

Particles of fart in the air that can be tasted due to such intensity of fart smell

Damn bro, that fart was so nasty I can taste the farticles!!!

by Muñeca Tremenda October 16, 2021

Farticle

An article about farts.

Jerry, have you read the new Farticle on Emma Stone’s farts?
Did you know who created Farticles? Gleb Nikolaevskii did!

by Gleb Nikolaevskii April 13, 2022

Farticles

The particles left when you fart while sitting.

"As she sat in the chair, the farticles began to flow through the air."

by Farticlegirl August 1, 2018

farticles

when you think you did a little, harmless fart without any force but it leaves a little 'residue' on clothing (or wherever you are sitting/ lying down) aka 'fart particles'

uh-oh... I'd better go to bathroom, that fart was worse than I thought - I'm detecting farticles.

by sparkstersfury July 27, 2023