facebitch

v. To complain about not having enough time in one's life, then spend copious time on one or more social networking websites. (The complaining may occur on or outside of such sites.)

"Emily constantly whines about being disorganized, but she never seems to do anything about it - instead, she's on facebook all the time!"

"Yeah, I'm sick of her facebitching."

by tmon January 1, 2009

Faceblast

Fucking a girl in the face as if it were her vagina

Joe faceblasted the girl so hard she gagged and then he blew his load in her mouth.

by WeezyF8911 April 23, 2009

faceboke

When surfing through random people's Facebook profiles and photos looking for hotties, you come across a hideous vile specimen which is exactly not what you're looking for.

"She is faceboke"

"Awww total faceboke"

by kerplawwwww July 21, 2009

Faceballs

The use of facebook to either 1)impress the opposite sex because in real life (face to face) the person would not have the guts, or balls, 2) using facebook as a forum to bash others when in real life (face to face) they would not have the guts or balls to do so.

Dave sure does have alot of female friends on his facebook, how come he never gets together with any? Dave has faceballs, he could never be as cool in person.

And
Does Dave have any idea who that guy is as he bashes his profile and pics? He would kick his ass if they met face to face. Oh yeah, he has faceballs. A real tough guy on Facebook.

by Iamctaz2u April 19, 2010

Re-Facebeek

Variants:

* Facebeek (to post things on Facebook, to use Facebook)

* Re-Facebeeking (the activity of performing Re-Facebeek action)

Term used to denote re-posting another person's Facebook post. This is intended to generically include anything that can be re-shared (status updates, posted links, photos, etc.) Its origin is in Tweet/Re-Tweeting for Twitter.

First known usage: early 2009.

"That was a great post, I'm Re-Facebeeking here."

"Re-Facebeeked from Dave's really funny post"

by seattledave May 21, 2009

facebitch

(noun) someone who complains about you conversing with someone else on their facebook status because of notifications...the type of person who waits with bated breath for said notifications and is epically disappointed when the conversation doesn't revolve around them.

Girl: take this conversation elsewhere, so I don't get updates on it...

Guy: geez she's being such a facebitch...

by lifeofdaparty July 8, 2009

Facebitched

Is when someone is demolished in a social respect using the social networking site 'Facebook'.

Ah shit Brenda, you just got FACEBITCHED!

Fuck man, I've just been Facebitched. I hate Facebook.

by safedems June 16, 2009