Faffuck

1. An obese, or fat person who is also an asshole ( short for Fat Fuck ). 2. Stupid moron with a rather large body mass.

Omar yelled out seriously rude remarks to the man in the car next to him. Not knowing he did anything wrong, the man shrugged and started his car. Omar then climbed into his car, and it sagged heavily from his huge weight. Suddenly, the man next to him yelled over "Shut your damn mouth you dumb Faffuck!".

by Bruce-GumChewz January 17, 2011

faffy

Something or someone that is flowery, girly or gay.

1. You're faffy.
2. This salad is pretty faffy.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

faffuccino

A beverage purchased from Starbucks which causes a delay and a queue to form. Particularly popular with the person in front of you when you are rushing to get coffee at the station for the morning commute.

Sorry I'm late, the daft tart in front of me ordered a faffuccino

by geoffthedude May 29, 2010

Faffle

To make a massive situation out of something

Why are you making a huge faffle about me going out with my mates?

by EmvcXx December 3, 2016

Faffy

A common nickname for anyone named Luke
Also Australian nickname for vagina aka pussy

Me: Hey Faffy
Luke: Hey

by Doug Hogan June 19, 2008

Faffle

incredibly attractive and nice female

Pace asked if Tiffany would be his baby faffle cakes.

(she said yes)

by babyfafflecakes December 24, 2008

Faffa

Faffa describes a scene where two or more people get involved in sexual actions. But those actions last longer than usual. Usually it is because they are either horny, or want to try out new positions to spice up their sexy time with people.

I wanna faffa with someone all day *sob*

by why do u wanna know bro December 9, 2012