facebait

A party, event or gathering known or designed to attract celeb-watchers whose sole desire is to be snapped by the paparazzi in close proximity to their favourite D-lister in the vain hope that their face appears in the corner of a photo in the next edition of Heat magazine.

China White at closing time, Leicester Square on new-release night, the BAFTAs etc. are all examples of facebait events containing the necessary ingredients of: d-list celebs, paparazzi and excitable and hormonally imbalanced fans.

by Jim in London April 23, 2008

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facebaiter

A Facebooker who only ever comments on posts with the intention of calling into question the tastes or opinions of the original poster. Posts deliberately belittling or snide comments only likely to cause the originator offense or to reply in a defensive manner, provoking a 'Facespat'.

A worthy and heartfelt post on German athletes rainbow coloured uniforms for the Olympics to be held in anti-gay Russia:

Facebaiter Reply - 'Hardly Rainbow Coloured'
Supplementary Facebaiter reply: 'Newsflash: German makes yellow, green and blue duffel coat of Winter Olypmics'

by KumquatKing October 4, 2013

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faceplant

When a man or woman plants their face between another persons legs.

Yo dude, Johnny faceplanted Maria last night!

by harley_jack81 April 14, 2009

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Face paint

cut each others faces and smear the blood

He asked me to play face paint with him

by scenequeenbitch<33 December 6, 2006

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FacePainting

The act of communicating on Facebook by using only paintings, graphics and pictures.

If someone says that they are going on a trolley ride you post a picture of a trolley that went up in flames. Just to be sarcastic and funny. It is pretty amusing to play FacePainting on someones facebook wall.

by iublondie252 September 9, 2011

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