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facebutt

The result of using facebook for 24 hours or more.
"Dude, I've missed work and I've been on here all last night."

"Oh fuck, you got serious facebutt."
by diaflux August 15, 2008
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Facepussy

The act of enjoying a well deserved meal; Eating heartily
Last night I had some awesome facepussy
by Mattress0991 March 6, 2009
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facebusted

When you and one friend post information on Facebook but you have already told another friend something different.
"I told Sally that I couldn't go out with her on Saturday, then Jill facebusted me by mentioning my date with her that night."
by cannon09 June 4, 2009
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Facebump

When a submissive male is kneeling and a dominate female bumps his face with her ass. Sometimes before a session of face sitting but more often than not a precursor for a later treat.
Jake before he went to work would also want his morning facebump from Sophie. As she would leave she would pout her butt against his face.
by disco951 January 24, 2015
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Facebuke

A rebuke or scolding delivered via social media platforms such as Facebook. Intended by the giver to cause ebarrassment. Facebukes are characterized by their self-righteous nature, public delivery (when a private message would have been more than sufficient), lack of anonymity (as opposed to posting an anonymous comment to a blog, for example), and reluctance to engage in an intellectual debate around the topic. Usual perpetrators of the Facebuke are religious legalists looking to foist their particular idiosyncratic understandings upon others. Also known as an ebuke.
Dude, that guy who told you that you shouldn't listen to rock music on your wall totally Facebuked you.
by theshaftman July 20, 2010
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Facebuck

To pass the buck on moral or social responsibility and/or action for an issue/cause by re-posting the link about the issue/cause to your own Facebook profile, instead of taking the action requested by the post.
"Ugh, I don't really have time to sign this 'feed the polar bears' petition. I'm gonna Facebuck this one to my friends."
by MissGodiva February 4, 2013
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FaceBase

Your friends on Facebook. Can also be a verb. Facebasing.
Dude! You have over 1000 facebase. WTF? Do you KNOW these people?

So I was facebasing late last night and realized that my new date might have history with 6 of my facebase. Wonder if I should not accept the friend request to keep things cool?

Can I add him to my facebase?
Have you talked to him more than twice ? If not

it could look like you are stalking.
by Eiger2 April 20, 2010
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