Facebook rape

the access of a Facebook account by a third party, unknown to the account's owner, which alters and adds humiliating or otherwise derogatory words to the account's profile for the purpose of a prank. The act usually takes place between friends after one leaves their Facebook account logged in.

"Aw man, someone totally Facebook raped me...my only interest is 'dildoing menholes' now. I gotta log off next time I leave the library."

by Foxtail January 6, 2008

Facebook

A perpetual, modern day, high school reunion from Hell.

Let's Facebook insert person's name to see how they're doing right now.

by tricegrace March 19, 2010

facebook orphan

Any child who is left to their own devices with respect to entertainment and basic social needs due to a parent or guardian spending countless unproductive hours on social networking websites, resulting in an impaired ability to socialize with other humans. Often can be seen having lengthy conversations with him/herself and inanimate objects intended for play such as dolls, stuffed Muppet characters and thomas the train sets.

Lady #1 at bus stop: Have you noticed that Johnny has a really hard time relating to the other kids? For heaven's sake, he can't even do the Cotton-Eye-Joe!

Lady #2 at bus stop: Yeah, well, his mom got a new laptop to celebrate her recent divorce and he's become another facebook orphan.

by spazaroni February 11, 2009

Facebook Stalemate

A situation whereby two people know each other quite well, but not well enough to feel comfortable to "add as friend" on Facebook.

Both are unwilling to request the friendship in fear of being rejected or being thought of as weird. However, both would happily accept the other's request.

Therefore both remain on the other's suggestion feed on the homepage, until one of them plucks up the courage to request.

Guy (sat at home on computer) : "I can't add her, I've only spoken to her twice!"

Girl (on iphone) : "Should I add him? Or will he think I'm a desperate hoe?"

Guy : "shit its a facebook stalemate"

by lestyboy16 July 3, 2009

Facebook Cut

The act of cropping someone out of a picture on facebook so you can have a better profile picture.

Male A: "So I got tagged in a picture at that party on 9th ave, not to be conceded, but I looked damn good, I would totally profile picture it, but that nasty girl from across the street was in it too!"

Male B: "Dude that's not a problem, Facebook Cut that ho!"

Male A: "Damn, how could I have forgot!"

by Max Adamson. June 17, 2009

Facebook Liker

the one who always likes other people fb wall post, no matter what it is, mainly intended to get him/herself appearing on other facebook's news feed.

Status: has just checked check-n 'Shitty Plaza".
LIKE
Status: I just lost my phone.
LIKE
Status: is from "being Relationship" into "Single"
LIKE (aw man, what's the point?)
Status: bla bla, please like if you think so too.
LIKE
Status: Justin Bieber is hot!
LIKE
Status: Justin Bieber is gay.
LIKE

GFYS Facebook Liker!

by jiantongc July 1, 2011

facebook

A social network website that evolved in February of 2004. Is a waste of peoples time to chat about nonsense, other websites hi5, myspace, twitter, tagged, badoo, etc. If used usefully can benefit several people and businesses from a financial/business perspective.

What website that is so universally known?
Oh, that is facebook. Its the same thing, just a different name, its like myspace.

by david faustino August 29, 2012