Everyone is Different

Fundamentally true statement, generally taught to children, especially those with special needs. Also a kickass book by Strong Bad.

"Some people are about to be run over. Frankie has about five seconds."

"Some people are very tall and merciless. Quincy is destroying San Antonio"

"Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a wierd name."

"Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives. Albert has."

"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hilary's legs are being digested."

by IkeM October 9, 2003

Everyday Olympian

n: Someone who makes everyday tasks an olympic event. They are extremely competitive and will do anything for victory. They tend to exaggerate their motions to portray their complete dedication to staple activities.

Matt - "Hey did you ever notice how Greg will sprint up the stairs or see how many papers he can staple a minute."
Jimmy - "Yeah I have, he's just an everyday olympian."

by The man of the man2 January 14, 2010

Dirty Evelyn

When a girl drinks too much and gets horny and giggles nonstop while telling everyone how much she loves them

She’s a dirty Evelyn after a sip of wine

by ohboy3 April 24, 2020

evelyn hugo

my wife

“have you heard of Evelyn Hugo the iconic actress from the 1960s?”

“why yes of course! who hasn’t?”

by genyalinastanaccount April 26, 2021

The answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything

42

a: What is the answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
b:42

by unhappy jackass August 31, 2013

everything's under control

Phrase used to impart a feeling of ease onto a hectic situation. (When used in a truly hectic situation, it can often be assumed that nothing is under control at all.)

Please don't panic. Everything's under control.

by NeNay April 24, 2004

Evelyn Lema

The best girlfriend ever. Period.

Hey, my girlfriends name is Evelyn Lema, what's yours? Oh wait it doesn't matter she's not evelyn

by Bran bran loves ev ev September 8, 2011