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Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.
I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.
by Dego Dan August 10, 2007
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Hard Evidence

Official proof that something/someone is of boner producing quality. "hard evidence" must be confirmed by at least two people to constitute its legitimacy.
"I'm pretty sure Mrs. Moses just licked her lips and moaned at me, I have some hard evidence to back that claim up."

"AJ, the grammar police are here. They want to speak to you about your run-on sentences. One of them is a sexy female cop. You can tell because of my hard evidence."
by AJWar May 21, 2010
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Evanescence

A band headed by the amazing Amy Lee. It's not a goth or Christian group, as many people think. It has been labeled as "dark epic rock" and "drama rock." Both work. Pick whichever one you prefer.
by pseudonym April 13, 2004
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evanesence

1. VANISH; to dissipate like vapor

2. Gothic band from Arkansas who released several songs for the "Daredevil" soundtrack. Two albums released, "Origin" and "Fallen" (2004) with Ben Moody (former guitarist, songwriter) replaced by guitarist of Cold in late 2003. Popular hits: "My Immortal", "Going Under", "Everybody's Fool", and "Bring Me to Life."
1. We will be likely to watch the evanescence of tigers for a few more years.

2. The evanescence was very rapid yesterday due to bad weather.

3. That Evanescence concert was cool and I can't wait until their next tour!
by Anon. September 8, 2004
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Evident

Evident is a hive YouTuber/streamer, best known for his rather bad traps and excessive screaming and overreactions.

He got famous on hive by trapping people better at pvp then him and posting it on YouTube.
Friend 1: Bro did you watch evidents new video

Friend 2: no evidents bad pleb
by Rusian February 23, 2021
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Evidently

An idiot's word of choice to begin their sentence with, especially after some heavy thinking (which they struggle with) has led them to come to a conclusion.
Dennis: Coach my shot never misses.
*airballs layup*

Lamarche: Evidently, you can't even get the basics right.
by MrFly August 28, 2016
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evaney

Evaney is the name of a beautiful strong woman and she will let everyone around her no it. She is very loving to all. She isn't very picky when it comes to men, but she has standards.
"Have you met evaney?" "Yes i have, she is amazing"
by Dyke bitch April 15, 2019
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