Emerson

A potato

That Emerson is a total vegetable!

by Potatoman3 November 7, 2017

Miss Emerson

The winner of an informal beauty contest.

Emerson nice tits that she has. She's goin to win the Miss Emerson contest tonight.

by Bill Campbell January 12, 2004

nocturnal emmission

A nocurnal emmission is a wet dream.

I jack off so much, I hardly ever have a nocturnal emmission anymore!

by eda-skip July 24, 2022

Emerson's Life

Fucked up; a bowl of shit

My life is Emerson's Life

by EmersonB October 18, 2012

Emerson Unit

An Emerson Unit defines the number of matches (Swedish standard) that need to be lit, and extinguished, in order to mask the smell of a fart.

This is similar to the Scoville Units, which indicate the number of drops of water to fully dilute the strength of a chilli.

That fart was so stinky it registered 10 Emerson Units! You need to lay off the cask beer man.

by Freedomslayer99 September 11, 2014

Emerson

The best girl you’ll ever meet! She has dirty blonde or brown hair and loves the color yellow! She’s loyal to a guy that’s she’s not even dating and loves athletic boys. She acts happy but in reality cry’s herself to sleep over that one guy and only her best friends truly understand her personality when she’s not at school! When she’s at school she’s always embarrassing her friends and acting like a crackhead!

Hannah: Who’s Emerson?

Finley: That crazy girl who was dancing all day.

by I love this guy.... April 14, 2020

Emerson

If a girl is named Emerson, she is the sweetest person you will ever meet. She is often scared to speak her mind, and she is super insecure. An Emerson will fall in love quickly, and her huge heart will be shattered if you dump her. She just wants to feel appreciated and loved. She is the friend to check on you, and she will ALWAYS put you before herself. A lot of people take advantage of her, so don’t be a dick and do that.

“Emerson is just the sweetest person ever”

by Anime geek uwu June 2, 2020