spastic elastic

A disabled gymnast

Sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic

by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024

spastic elastic

A disabled gymnast

Given that sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic

by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024

ouchless elastics

for pleasure other than for hair...

Omg Scott did you put her elastics in your mouth!! MANLY that you used her elastics like that.
Ouchless elastics are superb man!

by ouchless elastics December 06, 2020

Bunk Elastic

An elastic that is unable to wrap 3 times around miscellaneous cables

Yo scott, what the fuck is a bunk elastic?

by dontfuckinscattr March 30, 2011

Borgelatic Elasticity

The special sort of elasticity only found in thawed & rehydrated ground beef.

It doesn’t make sense! Is there really no other way to achieve borgelatic elasticity?

by The Borgelatic Beast February 25, 2025