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ejaculatory substance

Substance produced from masturbation, known as cum.
He produces a lot ejaculatory substances when we have sex.
by Someoneyouknowbutdont April 4, 2022
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Presentation Ejaculation

When you are about to do a presentation you glance at someone you like and you see something that arouses you so you get a boner so you have to do the presentation so you hide your boner behind the cardboard presentation board you made last night in a rush and it keeps rubbing against your boner and now you have even more of an erection whilst you stare at your crush suddenly you feel like something's gonna come out and it's not piss so you cum all over the floor and every one points and laughs at you but you're happy because you don't have a boner anymore
by Joeym296 June 9, 2020
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The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.
I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law
by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021
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ejaculating

The height of orgasm which produces a delicious bleachy liquid...
He was ejaculating all over my face... AND I LOVED IT!
by TheShivers February 19, 2003
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snoring ejaculator

Alexander is a snoring ejaculator.
by Paul Von Sugar April 7, 2010
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retrograde ejaculation

A condition found in a small number of diabetic men who, upon climax, ejaculate into their bladder.
"John, a 42-year-old diabetic, has difficulties fathering children, as he suffers from retrograde ejaculation."
by Typhon December 7, 2004
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Ejaculate

Used as a verb in a sexual context: To expel a thick, white, gooey fluid called semen from the hole at the tip of a man's penis. To cum, to spooge, to bust a nut, etc. When used as a noun, ejaculate can also refer to said thick, white, gooey fluid. The aftermath of an ejaculation is sometimes referred to as an Explosion at the Yogurt Factory.
After she had made Peter ejaculate, Jenna's face looked like she had been in an explosion at the yogurt factory.
by Protean49 December 18, 2005
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