Vaginal Eels

A Sexually transmitted disease in which mold ferments on your Fallopian tube and wriggles out into your uterus. It travels in waves, causing defected babies. In males it results in a clogged urethra, preventing ejaculation and causing excruciating urination.

One time, I spilled some mold dust on my dick and fucked a girl. She woke up with vaginal eels. I have urethrian eels as well.

by Erriot13 June 21, 2014

mustard eels

when your crapping long yellowish eel like turds.

after eating a slice of pumpkin pie and yams for thanksgiving Kip had a bad case of the mustard eels!

by jorymo November 15, 2009

Anal eel

When one has a hemmoroid sticking out past the butt cheeks representing an eel

After sex my girl walked away and I could see an anal eel.

by Bofum1 March 1, 2013

Electric Eel

When a man tazes his groin while penetrating a woman (or man) creating a dangerous but satisfying vibrating effect.

Hey John gets out of Jail today, I'm surprised he only served 3 years for giving his girlfriend an electric eel.

by D-Bang September 12, 2016

Moray eel

When proforming oral sex on a female and she takes a shit durring said act and the dung nugget protrudes and pops you in the chin like a moray eel out of its cave

"Gus will never talk to me again, last night while he was eating me out I let a moray eel slip out."

by Jack Frenetics January 27, 2008

Eel slap

The act of slapping someone with your penis

I eel slapped my mom

by Asslike January 5, 2017

blind eel

this is a referance used for a poo. other names include turn, log etc

I have just been and left a blind eel at my mates house and it stunk, god help anyone in their house!Careful its still bobbing!

by Richard Makey November 23, 2007