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Eat a dick

by Makingshitup69 June 5, 2018
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Eat a stick

When saying that you want to kill yourself but in front of a politically correct audience.
If I have to explain myself one more time I’m going to eat a stick!
by bleedbleed March 19, 2019
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eat a dick and die

an insult from the 90's but now it's funny because eating a dick is a blowjob but it means to devour a human dick (fully, not a blowjob) and die basically meaning that they'll get death row for cannibalism.
by username420 November 21, 2020
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eatable

Everything in the world is "eatable" if you break it down small enough. Not to be confused with edible which generally implies it is fit to eat.

Many people have eaten things that are not edible i.e. bicycles, televisions, shopping trolleys, glass, wood, toys etc.
If I chop this bicycle into tiny pieces it will be eatable!

That food you made barely looks eatable, let alone edible.
by schlub May 27, 2008
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go eat a dictionary

Saying,
If a person keeps asking what words mean, and it's annoying you, telling them to go eat a dictionary is a good way of getting them to shut-up. If they don't know what easy words mean, they'll probably be dumb enough to actually try eating the dictionary.
Annoying kid: "What's (insert word) mean?"
You: "You don't know what (word) means!?! Go eat a dictionary!"
by Xx-dark-angel-xX December 29, 2008
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Eat a dick

The act of eating dicks. Could be several, could be one, but all I know is you'll have some fun! wkl (Xbox) loves to do so in his spare time. He is relatively homosexual, but gets the job done. Eating dicks is a true skill and should not be looked down upon. You could be eating dicks right now and you just don't know it yet, it is commonly used as a term to call someone you don't like *wkl*. Whilst requiring a fair amount of skill, the act of "eating dicks" is only performed by the master tier 100 cunts.
Wow, he really eats all of the dicks... How many? So many.

Eat a dick is just the informal way of telling someone to go away.
by Big facs July 3, 2018
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EAT A DICK

eat a dick. usually an insult thrown at someone of lesser intelligence. when said, you are inviting the victim of the insult to partake in the digestion of your genitalia, specifically, the penis.
mary: JOHN, there's something I need to tell you.

john: what is it?

mary: im pregnant.

john: EAT A DICK BITCH!!!!
by SHERLOCK HOLMES 2 August 15, 2010
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