Early Nerd

That one annoying guest who always arrives early to events/parties.

Normally because they have nothing better to do with their time.

Host1: "Stephen, you're 3 hours early for the party!"

Guest: "That's okay, I'll just help with handing out party pies"

Host2: Quietly to host1 "....mmm....great... an early nerd"

by Coco987654321 August 24, 2010

Early release

When a man blows his load first thing in the morning.

I had early release this morning and can't wait for a nooner. I usually start off by rubbing her bean then jump in both feet first.

by JoeyBomm May 27, 2020

Early days

The beginning of a relationship, unofficial. Essential, it's way too soon to tell what will come of this.

Mercutio: What's up with you and Juliet?

Romeo: it's early days...we'll see.

by Skylarzein September 16, 2019

early scoop

When the girl's not ready, but you go ahead anyway

So, Tina, I was out with Charlie the other night and after only one glass of wine he pulled an early scoop.

What? That's a two-glass move!

by Tina76954321 December 9, 2012

Early bright

the first daylight of the morning; Dawn.

Let's wait until early bright and then we go.

by William Warney July 26, 2009

Early Relissal

n. A mixture of 'Early Release' and 'Early Dismissal'.
Pertaining to the untimely discharge from school.

Used in the same context as the above...just cooler sounding.

Sarah: Mrs. Thompson won't be giving us that test today.
Caroline: Why?
Sarah: Early relissal is today!
Caroline: YESH!!

by Carolina Noir February 6, 2008

Early Doors

Early doors refers to any situation where someone arrives earlier than is customary for an event. Its meaning is not restricted to drinking binges gone horribly wrong

"The Queen's Head will be busy at lunch with all those bikers there."

"Yes, we'd best get there early doors and grab a table."

by David October 21, 2003