Dyson

A girl who is able to give long blow jobs without complaining or loosing suction/enthusism.

Claire is a dyson, she gave me a 1 hour BJ

by Amit702 July 10, 2022

Dyson

Dyson (noun) someone who sucks the life out of anyone around them; alternatively, someone who sucks the fun, cool, or awesomeness out of any situation. Basically, this person sucks.

Verb (dysoning; dysoned-past tense)

Everyone was laughing then Karen dysoned the conversation with her stories about yelling at store managers.

by German2104 June 23, 2022

Alex Dyson

A full time stud who is rich with an Xbox series X and is a professional at dishonoured. He also pioneered many 'game' techniques as well as creating the famous pickup line 'what's cooking good looking"

Is that a stud i see. No mate its Alex Dyson dropping game.

by Alex Didders November 9, 2022

Dyson

another word for abortion

just dyson the little brat and you wont need to deal with it

by GunfulGrape May 4, 2022

Dyson Dicking

To put your penis inside a vacuum cleaner.

In an attempt to make his penis longer, Rob tried dyson dicking which in result caused several injuries and a $2000 hospital visit.

by Capnmudkip October 9, 2022

Dyson

That one tip rat that never has their own bag and seems to pop up just as the plate is going around

“Ol Dyson bagless technology strikes again!”
“Your mate Dyson, the bagless vacuum”

by Rodger Ramjet December 26, 2021

Dyson

Not going into detail on why I say this, but I'm saying I have my reasons. Dyson is the name of someone who catfished me online and tried to convince me my spirit guides where being killed, just to try and claim that to save my spirit guides would only be saved if I was in a relationship with him. Super creepy, 10/10 would NOT recommend. Really creepy. If someone ever says to me that they have Dyson, and they are not talking about a vacuum I will haul ass in the other direction as fast as humanly possible.

Person 1: "Oh, Dyson's great!"

Me: "Your talking about the vacuum company right? I've heard they have cool vacuums too."

Person 1: "Nope! He's a great new friend I made online!,"

Me : "Heed my warning, please! Block him while you can.," *runs away hauling ass as fast as humanly possible*

by Starfire16 April 7, 2022