Druncle Buck

When your Druncle swims between your legs and stands up causing you to be violently thrown into a body of water.

I was standing around in grandmas pool. My uncle decided to druncle buck me and almost threw me out of the pool!

by Sweats11537 August 24, 2019

Duncestache

A person who's mustache is larger than their IQ.

"Hey Al, who is the idiot that put their cooler in the refrigerator?"

"Someone with a duncestache, we got a lot of those around here"

by Lord Leviticus September 27, 2023

Margarita Dunce Cap

Whilst drinking margaritas, the first person to get inebriated and show any type of misconduct verbally or otherwise must put their margarita glass over their head and have their photo taken. The first recipient to be shamed by this action was a house cat named Quincy, who was livid about the dunce cap being placed upon his head.

He/she is wearing a margarita dunce cap. So and so got dunce capped last night.

by johnny-ringo1 January 29, 2010

The Dirty Dunleavy

When a person, after engaging in mounted anal intercourse, immediately stands and walks over their prone partner, leaving a trail of anal discharge, lube, semen and excrement from genitals to hairline.

after Alaska's Governor Michael J. Dunleavy, whose betrayal of Alaskan's trust and ideals to big oil has left a large, black, oily skid mark on Alaskan politics.

"Oh, man... I thought last night was going to be the best sex I'd ever had, but as soon as I finished she popped up and gave me the Dirty Dunleavy! I needed 2 showers and a new set of sheets."

by f0-shizzle July 18, 2019

Dunsity or duncity or duncety

The ratio of stupid people in a group. A pun on the words dunce and density.

As I walked to my new Econ 101 class, I silently prayed that it would have a low dunsity factor.

by sm8000 September 11, 2005

Druncle

Quite literally, that Uncle who is always drunk. This Uncle is frequently jolly and wears a large goofy smile essentially all the time. Often, an under-the-influence member of the extended family brings with him/her a negative context, but, a Druncle is always wholeheartedly pleasant and full of hilarity. Think Santa Claus

Heyyyy!!!! Its your good old Druncle!!!!!!

by dfh12345678910 June 3, 2011

dunced

Made a stupid mistake/fucked up/made a fool of.

-Dookam101

Me: I just bought a £20 lottery scratch card and didn't win anything. I just dunced myself!

by Jogford June 9, 2017