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Dumpers Regret

A condition often developed when a person 'dumps' or terminates a relationship with a (former) paramour.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:
1. Crying
2. Depression
3. Feelings of being alone (Forever Alone)
4. Elevated sexual drive
5. Brown Terrors
6. Calling their former paramour at odd hours of the night begging for forgiveness
7. Sleepless nights
Bro1 "You see Shelly the other night?"
Bro2 "Yeah she had a serious case of Dumpers Regret"
Bro1 "Stay away from that shit!"
by KennyKilledIt December 28, 2011
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Butt Dumper

A smoker that empties their ashtray out either trough their window while driving or while parking, onto a road or highway when they think nobody is looking.
Barbara On The Phone With Betty: Oh yeah, yeah, it says allot, being that he's a butt dumper, he'll probably be a slob too.
by jeffbo June 30, 2009
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rumper dumper

Taking a shit in the toilet system then flushing it causeing the water to come out brown.
Taking a shit in the toilet system then flushing it causeing the water to come out brown. and that is a rumper dumper
by Alex Moretti February 22, 2009
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Thunder Dumper

Sometimes commonly referred to as a "badonka donk" a thunder dumper is a tremendously luscious gluteus maximus.
Man check out that thunder dumper dawg.
by smugglescoke January 7, 2020
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pumper dumper

One who pumps and dumps.
WHAT?! JAKE IS A PUMPER DUMPER?!
by Fredrick Delmar March 27, 2020
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Dumper punched

When you get a strong overwhelming feeling in your stomach and you have to poop like someone punched you in the stomach.
I was drinking my morning coffee when all the sudden I got dumper punched in my stomach and had to run to the bathroom.
by Phillthis April 4, 2020
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Thumb Dumper

The art of inserting ones thumb (thumbs), into a fellow companions anal cavity, while thrusting wildly in an up and down motion. The thumb dumper must be face to face with the thumb dumpie.
Chantel couldn't walk the next day because she had spent the night being thumb dumped by Tim. Tim is an excellent Thumb Dumper
by TheAE86ForTheWin October 30, 2008
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