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Dumb shit scientists

Doing really idiotic stuff and calling yourself a scientist cos why the fuck not
Generally used in video games
Bob: hey bro les jump on Fortnite and do some dumb shit so we become dumb shit scientists
Jake: Ye man
by Dat boi’s dad October 15, 2018
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Dumb Jock

A guy who believes he’s very attractive,has lots of money, and every girl want to date him but he has like 0 brain cells that function in anything other than his sport and he has no personality unless he’s boozed up
New girl: “OMG!Whos that?”
Other girl: “That’s Kyle”
New girl: “ He’s cute”

Other girl: “You don’t wanna date him honey he’s the dumb jock”
by no-I-don’t-like-you June 7, 2018
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Dumb Nigga Named Dom

A bitch nigga friend of yours that will start a text conversation then continue to be on his phone for another 12 fucking hours, yet will not notice that you texted him back until you tell his bitch ass in person.
Yo I literally can't fucking handle this Dumb Nigga Named Dom, he literally hit me up at 11am yesterday and never fucking saw my message back until, fucking 2pm today... I hate this dumb fuck nigga.
by T-Dog Maloney January 23, 2019
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Dumb Bitch December

It’s a whole month dedicated to your dumbest friends.
Me: Hey kimi there’s a whole month dedicated to you
Kimi: Really?
Me: Yeah, it’s Dumb Bitch December
by alexa🤡casserole November 15, 2019
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the dumb way

"we're gonna go the dumb way for my birthday"
by K'Sza August 22, 2017
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Dumb Bitch Syndrome

A girl who does the following suffers from Dumb Bitch Syndrome or DBS:

1. Acts without thinking and then later rationalizes her behavior based completely on her emotions.

2. Thinks it's ok to act bitchy or psycho just because she's on her period.

3. Uses sex as a form of currency.

4. Says one thing to your face; then another to everyone else (aka. is "fake," "twatty," or "talks shit.")

5. Does something she says she likes just so she can complain about it later.

6. Spreads your embarrassing sexual info to all her friends.

7. Makes a boyfriend or friend buy her gifts only to her her complain about the gift you give her not being good enough later.

Men can also suffer from DBS. These men are called "super puss-cakes."
Dude, I really want to date Taylor, but she has a serious case of "Dumb Bitch Syndrome."

What'd you mean, man?

She told all her friends about her ex's weird ass fetish. I don't want something like that to happen to me. Fuck that.
by pinlitt June 8, 2011
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The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
by Frauggu March 2, 2017
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