Upty-downy

A retarded term for a seesaw/teeter-totter.
The word can be used to refer to such a spaz or retard who always hogs the seesaw even if there is nobody on the other side. When a play-ground is over-run or especially renowned for the presence of retarded children it is said to be full of upty-downys. The word is derived from the simpleton way of explaining the motion of a seesaw.

Ad: You wanna go to the play-ground?
Jim: Nah, you kidding? That place is full of upty-downys.

Or:

Ad: What would you like to do at the play-ground?
Olz (retarded): I want to sit on the upty-downy. <while dribbling> I love the upty-downy. Duhhhh.

by Hirshy December 22, 2010

downy bear

Another name for retarded. Derived from the mentally handicapped condition known as Downs Syndrome.

"you downy bear!"
"your such a downy"

by shadeland222 June 26, 2005

Autistic Downy

A young Ryan McGill is the perfect definition of a ‘Autistic Downy’

Why are you licking that mans bottom? You must be a ‘Autistic Downy.’

by James Middleton September 25, 2020

Downy Brownie

A person with a normal or above intellect, but fails to function in the real world. Also struggles figuring out how to complete simple tasks.

That girl sure is a Downy Brownie when it comes to cut line!

by Max_Wright May 01, 2021

Downy Player

A person with down syndrome who masterbates ( fondle with his penis ) upside down

Ryan was caught by his mum doing a downy player

by downyplayer July 07, 2015

Gord Downie

Once a very charismatic, hyper, and talented vocalist; he now sounds like an old Goat--WAY too much vibrato!

Someone tickling your balls, Gord Downie??

by GD16 July 27, 2009

Downie town

When you or your friend activate the extra chromosome

Shane went downie town on the whore newt door

by Yeetster420 December 13, 2019