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Upty-downy 

A retarded term for a seesaw/teeter-totter.
The word can be used to refer to such a spaz or retard who always hogs the seesaw even if there is nobody on the other side. When a play-ground is over-run or especially renowned for the presence of retarded children it is said to be full of upty-downys. The word is derived from the simpleton way of explaining the motion of a seesaw.
Ad: You wanna go to the play-ground?
Jim: Nah, you kidding? That place is full of upty-downys.

Or:

Ad: What would you like to do at the play-ground?
Olz (retarded): I want to sit on the upty-downy. <while dribbling> I love the upty-downy. Duhhhh.
Upty-downy by Hirshy December 23, 2010

tide pod downy 

The special needs babies that resulted from the adults who tasted Tide pods in an effort to disprove the safety concerns parents had of their babies ingesting them.
Justin thought it would be really funny to post a video of himself biting into a tide pod, but he wasn't laughing when his baby momma gave birth to a beautiful 9lb 10oz tide pod downy.
tide pod downy by Tittsmcgee March 10, 2018

Autistic Downy

A young Ryan McGill is the perfect definition of a ‘Autistic Downy’
Why are you licking that mans bottom? You must be a ‘Autistic Downy.’
Autistic Downy by James Middleton September 25, 2020

inbred downy 

One who has down syndrome and was made by family members of the same bloodline
My god that bloke is an inbred downy
inbred downy by inbred downy January 19, 2018

inbred downy 

one who has down syndrome and was made by family members of the same bloodline.
My god that blokes and inbred downy
inbred downy by inbred downy January 19, 2018

inbred downy 

A family member who made a baby with another family member that has down syndrome
Damn that kids an "Inbred Downy."
inbred downy by inbred downy January 19, 2018