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Downtown Kalamazoo

A pretty chill City with WMU and K college... and a SHIT TON OF BARS. Great place for a "Beercation". Watch out for homeless people and drunk students. Living here isn't for everyone. People here are pretty friendly, just stay out of the ghetto areas. Lots of business, lots of women, lots of students, and plenty of beer and pot to go around.

YES! There really is a Kalamazoo
Aaron: "Hey man, lets go bar hopping in Downtown Kalamazoo and get fucked up."
Cameron: "Alright man, lets smoke this bowl first"
Aaron: "Word"
by NORAA THE EXPLORAA November 29, 2012
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Download a brownload

The act of unleashing a massive shit on some poor unsuspecting toilet.
Jim: Where did cletus go?

Bertha: He ran off to the bathroom, said something about having to download a brownload.
by Big booty bertha rex December 9, 2015
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downtown whore

downtown whore a whore who spends her time downtown looking for sex and propositioning men for sex
judy sue is a downtown whore who likes to spend her time downtown propositioning men for sex
by littlejimmie June 10, 2019
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The Express Bus Downtown

When someone with a perverted mind misconstrues something to be DIRTY, automatically. (DOWNTOWN alludes to nether regions)
"When i said it felt moist in here, she began to chuckle. Damn, that girl is always on the express bus downtown."
by MissMelissaJean October 7, 2009
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Class 1 download

In the military, Class 1 items are food, water and basic nutrition items. In the field, you will “upload” these items for your mission, when you need to take a shit, you “download” these items.
Man, I have a class 1 download on deck that could choke a donkey
by Kennesaurus June 2, 2021
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downtown Chicago

"good job boys! this place looks like downtown Chicago now!"
by George Kotyck November 9, 2003
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downloose

The opposite of up tight; totally chill - created by Mr. Robert Hogue of Windber!!! :)
Wow, that pothead is so downloose!

Don't be so uptight, downloose is so much cooler.
by Morgan Foreback February 8, 2007
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