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Definitions by Kennesaurus

Class 1 download 

In the military, Class 1 items are food, water and basic nutrition items. In the field, you will “upload” these items for your mission, when you need to take a shit, you “download” these items.
Man, I have a class 1 download on deck that could choke a donkey

Kentuition 

Kentuition is the ability of Ken to acquire knowledge without inference or the use of reason and/or he provides us with beliefs that he cannot necessarily justify
I knew this would happen, my Kentuition was spot on!
Kentuition by Kennesaurus December 5, 2011

chop suey 

Running your girlfriends pig tails through your two front belt loops that straddle your zipper and pulling them violently outward making her deep throat your cock till she throws up.
So, you don't deep throat huh ... looks like we're having Chop Suey tonight
chop suey by Kennesaurus November 1, 2009