garrett: did you hear tailor allen dow had sex with dayton!?
me: yea i heard he only lasted 7 seconds what a fuck boi
me: yea i heard he only lasted 7 seconds what a fuck boi
by pscribbles May 14, 2015
Get the tailor allen dowmug. Hey did you get HIGH today.. (Fa-sig-a-dow).
I am happy i paid my rent.. (Fa-sig-a-dow).
LAST BUT NOT LEAST
I AM SO STONED I CANT BE BELIVE YOUR READING THIS.. (FA-SIG-A-DOW)..
I am happy i paid my rent.. (Fa-sig-a-dow).
LAST BUT NOT LEAST
I AM SO STONED I CANT BE BELIVE YOUR READING THIS.. (FA-SIG-A-DOW)..
by CASEY WEBER December 9, 2008
Get the FA-SIG-A-DOWmug. by tleger2011 September 14, 2011
Get the DOW-ward spiralmug. "Dude I was gunna beat up this R-tard for talking some smack to me."
"Why didn't you."
"Apperantly he knew some "kick-kwon-dow".
"Why didn't you."
"Apperantly he knew some "kick-kwon-dow".
by Halo8820 July 23, 2010
Get the kick-kwon-dowmug. Johnathan Dowe does not exist. He never has existed. If you know of anyone named Johnathan Dowe, please report to your local Anomalous Entity Containment Center and Anomalous Entity Encounter Rehabilitation Facility.
Anomalous Entity #08375: Johnathan Dowe (JD8375)
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)
RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)
RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."
by MiserableFuck April 6, 2022
Get the Johnathan Dowemug. 
