Noun. 1. A person who is both a douchebag and a retard.
2. One who is simply so stupid to be able to operate a disposable douch.
3. An incredibly irritating fuckwit.
2. One who is simply so stupid to be able to operate a disposable douch.
3. An incredibly irritating fuckwit.
'That douchetard really pisses me off!'
'You're know you're a real douchetard, don't you?'
'Did you see that douchetard at the bar last night? I wouldn't have pissed on someone that annoying if their hair was on fire!'
'You're know you're a real douchetard, don't you?'
'Did you see that douchetard at the bar last night? I wouldn't have pissed on someone that annoying if their hair was on fire!'
by AtheistPostRapturePetKeeper September 10, 2009
Get the Douchetard mug.To be a constant douche to someone, or someone who is a constant douche. Or be really annoying. Can be used on someone who is being a Major douche. Or super douche
In example
You're being so (re)douchelous!
like (ridiculous)
Man you are being really (re) douchelous today!
You're being so (re)douchelous!
like (ridiculous)
Man you are being really (re) douchelous today!
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Get the douchetard mug.A boy who no doubt thinks he's being classy as hell, but is really just a grown fuckboy with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
Douchelad:
-Little to no respect for women, but probably relies on his mom
-Usually homophobic
-He thinks romance is asking, "Ever fucked in the backseat of a Rolls-Royce?"
-He thinks he's "Christian Grey" and wants to reenact the book
-Asks women he's dating whether or not they are virgins
-Literally just a grown fuckboy, how many examples do you need?
-Little to no respect for women, but probably relies on his mom
-Usually homophobic
-He thinks romance is asking, "Ever fucked in the backseat of a Rolls-Royce?"
-He thinks he's "Christian Grey" and wants to reenact the book
-Asks women he's dating whether or not they are virgins
-Literally just a grown fuckboy, how many examples do you need?
by thetenthjustice February 26, 2015
Get the Douchelad mug.A person who sets their status as weird things, has major anger issues and may be on the verge of killing anything/one that gets in its way, a person who cant even be categorized as a "douche bag" because its a LORD. A person who needs help and needs to just delete their facebook and GET A LIFE :)
MC, a bipolar douche lord.
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