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douchebag

joe lieberman is a douchebag.
by hedda April 3, 2007
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Bob- Basharat is such a douchebag
Joe- Why?
Bob- hes just an ass hole for no reason and he has no friends
Joe- true
by wtfsapseudonym? October 21, 2009
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douchebag

Douchebags are typically smug, and exude self-confidence. However, rarely are they actually self-confident, but are usually more likely lacking self-confidence. There are the rare breeds that are so deluded that they believe they are cool, when no one else thinks so. In this case, they are not lacking self-confidence, but are just deluded.
From popular culture:

John Denver (as seen on Southpark)
John Denver is the biggest douchebag in the universe.
by Heidi Wicks December 27, 2007
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A Princeton, Harvard, Yale, or Columbia University student.
Princeton Student: "Why, my good man, your 401K is clearly inferior to mine. If you were any lower on the financial scale, I would be shocked that you're even allowed to vote!"

Dartmouth student: " . . . Wow, you are an unbelievable douchebag."
by mrbob1382487385 April 18, 2010
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People who are so full of themselves pretending to be "wheelers" or "players" in the corporate world but do not know their ass from a hole in the ground. Douchebags like this call meetings to hear themselves talk, but never say a goddamn thing of any relevance.
Darryl calls a weekly meeting that we all had to commute to, dusts off last week's agenda and talks utter nonsense for two hours--that's a douchebag.
by J ster April 9, 2006
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Did you see Glenn Beck on Fox news? What a fuckin douchebag!
by Glen Beck is a douchebag August 28, 2010
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Someone who posts on an internet message board about how awesome they are and puts everyone else down, and then turns out to be a smacktard with a unibrow who isn't half as cool as he thinks he is.
Man, that crazy homy talks so much crap... he's such a douchebag!
by SD Revenge January 5, 2011
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