douche

One who is very annoying and gay. Sometimes they are refered to as homo.

Everybody knows that Sam is a loud douche.

by Aaroe B. Tanard March 26, 2007

douche

A large percentage of the male population. They, over the years have passed down their douchey-ness to their young and so on and so forth. The reason most females attempt to become lesbian. Also see douche bag.

You: "Hey baby, can I beat?"

Me: "Burn in hell you douche!"

by -hb May 29, 2007

douche

A sports radio show host who thinks he knows it all.

Rich Lord thinks he knows it all, freaking douche bag!!!

by JJ in North Shore May 28, 2008

douche

A sports radio show host who thinks he knows it all.

Jim Rome, Rich Lord think they know it all freaking douche bags

by JJ in North Shore May 28, 2008

douche

to refresh between men.

gay jack: "Girl! I"m so glad you're done with that asshole!"
sally: "I know right?? But it's ok I've moved on!"
gay jack: "So whose the new guy?"
sally: "Brandon! He's sooo gorgeous and he has a HUGE penis!!"
gay jack: "Niiice!! so how was it?"
sally: "Oh we haven't had sex yet... I need to cleanse my ex!"
gay jack: "OH!!! you better douche!"
sally: "Out with old! In with the New!"

by BITE June 17, 2008

douche

1.) The act of doing something negative towards another person, usually unintentionally.

2.) To flush the mold out of one's unused vagina.

1.) Hey thanks for telling my boss you saw me at the beach, you totally douched me.

2.) I knew whenever my grandfather was going to get lucky because I'd see grandma go out back in the woods to douche. She'd squat near my tire swing and flush herself out. It always looked like chunky vegetable soup coming out. I'd have a hell of time keeping my dog away from it for several days afterwards, but boy grandma would smell so clean and fresh.

by spleen2006 May 14, 2006

douche

To clean out the vagina.

Sometimes the puss just needs a little Spring cleaning!

by Scratch DJ January 27, 2005