dookie strip

Beef Jerky shaped poop

Caught the dog eating dookie strip out of the kitty litter box

by Hannah.elizabeth December 13, 2013

dookie boner

A Dookie Boner is when one finishes the act of pooping and notices that they have an erect penis.

Paronk: Man the weirdest thing happened to me. I was pooping and when I stood up I had a boner

Tommy: Bro you had a dookie boner I get them all the time

by Buttircup March 18, 2014

dookie meat

lame. stoopid. booty. ass. no good.

that shit is dookie meat.

by ninjajim August 26, 2017

Doomi Theory

The Doomi theory is a scientific theory of the creation of the universe. It states that the universe was created by a very large cosmic being named Damanpreet Basra. His sheer volume was so large that he collapsed onto him self and created the universe we know. Damanpreet Basra is also known to be the largest being in our known universe. Many scientists have mistaken him for plants and even large giant stars.

The universe was created through the Doomi Theory

by DOOMI MAN December 5, 2019

doobie shake

a handshake where the pinkies are locked during the exchange of a doobie (joint) from one to another

Laurenz: "hey, what is this cool way passing the joint?"

Steve: "oh, that? We call it the doobie shake. You interlock your pinkies to pass the doobie. Would you like to try?"

by flowershower September 6, 2022

Major Dookie

A dookie that is larger than the rest. The king of dookies. The dookie that runs the dookie platoon.

"I had to wipe the blood off my ass after launching a major dookie"
"After enduring a weekend of bathroom anxiety, I came home and took a major dookie."

by Mariah R. April 26, 2006

heavy doobies

A quote from "Hard Ticket to Hawaii", the greatest movie ever created.

You see a man skateboarding down a hill on his hands. You proclaim, "Maan, he must be smokin' some heavy doobies... woooh."D

by heavydoobies69 April 24, 2014