A turd deposited into the toilet bowl at such a high speed that it causes spashback directly onto the spectating testicles Cured by the use of a fireman's blanket
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Get the Muff Diver mug.A HIGHLY TRAINED INDIVIDUAL WHO PUTS OUT FIRES UNDERWATER.
eg. Kim's Vagina caught fire while snorkeling in the Keys, and Bill, a certified MUFF DIVER, dove in quickly to put it out..
eg. Kim's Vagina caught fire while snorkeling in the Keys, and Bill, a certified MUFF DIVER, dove in quickly to put it out..
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The main variation of this position requires the man to be on top and position his head slightly above the womans head (chin to forehead). The man should then grab the end of the bed with his hands if possible and proceed to quickly pound the vagina.
The main variation of this position requires the man to be on top and position his head slightly above the womans head (chin to forehead). The man should then grab the end of the bed with his hands if possible and proceed to quickly pound the vagina.
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Get the Muff Diver mug.The swooping motion of a females mouth in a diving fashion to engulf a mans member without hesitation nor moral obligation.
Hey Ted, when you and Janice hooked up the other night did you have to ask or was she just a natural swallow diver?
When me and my girlfriend first hooked up, I knew she was a committed swallow diver for the long haul.
When me and my girlfriend first hooked up, I knew she was a committed swallow diver for the long haul.
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