Olympic diver

When you take a shit and the turd dives right down the hole of the toilet and you dont see it anymore

I was on the toilet heard a plop and when i got up nothing was there.... must have been an Olympic diver

Olympic diver by Awesome beard March 21, 2017

dumpster diver 

A guy who likes trashy women.

Did you see that nasty chick Jonathan picked up? He's such a dumpster diver.

dumpster diver by geemogene December 31, 2010

scuba diver 

The act of having a shit (whilst sitting on the toilet) without needing to flush as it has already made its way down the U-tube and out of site in the actual bowl.

Ringo: Ahhhhh that was a good shit.
Kuba: That's disgusting, I didn't even hear you flush.
Ringo: Scuba diver mate...

scuba diver by HoOoOOOOooooOOoo October 18, 2009

muff diver 

The act of:
1) Licking carpet
2) Chowing down on box
3) Licking her other lips

Ref: South Park
"To be a lesbian I gotta chow down on this box"

muff diver by Stray Cat January 10, 2004

muff diver 

one who gives oral sex to women.

Man, last night was great. he was an excellent muff diver.

muff diver by Brandi February 6, 2003

muff diver 

to dive into a womans muff, ie plunge your tongue into her womanhood.

i dived some muff last night, word.

muff diver by frosty the snowman April 27, 2003

dick diver 

one who loves to dive on other guys dicks with out thinking twice about it

that dude is a dick diver

dick diver by dick diver1 April 16, 2014