Uncle Dicking

The act of taking a picture of one's posterior area without his/her knowledge or consent.

"Did you just Uncle Dick me?"
"Check out my pics, man. Been Uncle Dicking these chicks all day!"

by urnin December 3, 2013

Dog Dicking

When a vehicle is exiting a parking lot and waiting for an opportunity to drive into the road lanes while positioning the front bumper or front half of the vehicle to block incoming traffic.

I can't get around this dog dicking driver.

by stewie__08 June 1, 2020

Are you dicking me right now?

a question directed towards a person who provides you with information that blows your mind.

John: "uuh dude i just saw your mom making out with your social studies teacher!!"

Joe: "are you dicking me right now?"

by Solrac14 February 4, 2010

Do the dinking

To pull one's tights up in a very public, very obvious way.
Italian Translation: Fare la dinking

Hillary: She thinks just because she has those neon pink tights she can do the dinking.
Josephine: You at least have to have nice legs to do the dinking!

by Dinkersxoxo February 28, 2009

dicking around

Wasting time

I was just dicking around before meeting you at the show.

by Rob October 30, 2003

limp-dicking-it

Coming up short on what task you do.

Man this co-worker of mine was limp-dicking-it today.

by lazyboy August 14, 2013

Hip Dicking

Happens when you are fucking a girl whose hip pops in and out of the socket while she is riding him. It makes a noise like cracking your knuckles and it can be painful when your the guy is thrashing you.

I can´t walk, I got hip dicked last night.

I was banging my girl so hard that her hip dicking woke the neighbors.

To punish my girlfriend I hip dicked her.

by phat oreo February 14, 2009