Director Syndrome

Film directors/creators hate or not satisfied with their final products after hundreds of hours of production, while everyone else loves it. In truth, they are more sick of it than anything else.

This is also evident in other art forms.
Carry is having Director Syndrome over that painting, even though everyone loves it and the school papers call it a masterpiece.
by anrtist May 14, 2020
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Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.
“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”
by Glimmer December 10, 2023
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Director, Projects

Pretty much someone awesome but also extremely undervalued. Picture a bulldozer in a sandbox. Then picture a bulldozer with awesome spiked hair, huge calf muscles and a killer marathon time in a sandbox. There's your Director, Projects.
The other day I was walking my dog, and a "Director, Projects" jumped out of the bushes in a ninja suit and kicked me in the head. Then he ran away at a great clip for 26.2 miles.
by Kymera March 17, 2010
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BORED OF DIRECTORS

When you URINATE , DEFECATE and TAKE A SHOWER you keep having it rubbed in WHO ULTIMATELY is in charge.

A harsh punishment for certain PEDOPHILES.
Ultimately this is the most important THINGS IN LIFE and we all are always turning to the BORED OF DIRECTORS as that is are MEANS TO OUR END

Laok as when you PISS AND SHIT ANAL ALAN as everybody can see YOUR BUSINESS and the DENIAL of a SHOWER as to remind you how much you can STINK for the BORED OF DIRECTORS as PEDOPHILES don"t deserve ever any SHOWER as the BOARD OF DIRECTORS won't permit it as it clearly shows and permeates how much of an ASSHOLE you are
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 05, 2021
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Dirty Director

A man who likes to look up pictures of womens boobs on company time
See him? He's a bit of a dirty director
by Cat1011 October 21, 2020
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Director Hercules

Is a Well known Up and Coming Video Director and Afropop Singer Who the Music industry is yet to give him what He deserves.
I want Director Hercules to shoot my music video: I featured Director Hercules in my hit song
by Hercules d Director August 05, 2019
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Director’s Cut

When the driver takes a “short cut” but the route actually adds time to the ride.
Usually the driver will insist that their way is better despite having any real reasons other than “trust me bro!”

Often rejects passenger offers for gps navigation.
Sorry we’re late dear, your father had us take a little director’s cut through the backroads instead of the highway.
by Pansy Nelosi June 30, 2022
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