Dimitris

Dimitris is like a fucking god. He can have any pussy he wants and he's Dick is like enormus. Perfect athletic body super Hot face and awesome personality.
Ps: written by a non Dimitris

You are so Dimitris

by Minpsaronetegatakiaegotoegraψα November 20, 2021

Dimitri Yazov

Soviet general and last head of the Red army before the USSR's collapse. Partook in the attempted coup against Gorbachev.

Also known as the funny trial man due to his gaming great trial attitudes towards the Germans.

Dimitri Yazov: I love nuclear war in the name of making the Nazis cope!

by Gluten filled December 7, 2023

Dimitri

Very hot and sexy but possibly a domestic terrorist

Dimitri just hit the second tower

by Obamas_fav_daddy November 21, 2023

Dimitri Rascalov

Fucking asshole. Responsible for Roman Bellics death in gta iv. Betrayed niko once (twice if you pick deal ending) hes just a fucking naked mole rat. Just pick fucking revenge ending so you can kill this asshole sooner. And also save romans life.

Dimitri: ay fuck u stupid slavic dumbass get fucking betrayed loser hahahahaha

87 missions later…

Dimitri: OH FUCK NIKO PLS DONT KILL ME SHITTTTT

Niko: fuck you Dimitri Rascalov

Dimiti: *dies*

by Balls man 1983 July 24, 2023

Dimitri

Slang for DMT

My plug is selling Dimitri now, shit put me in another dimension

by don’tknowwhattoputhere September 2, 2021

Dimitri

Dimitri will love till you dont love him. Also hes really rich

Oh he's so dimitri😻

by mukbangwarrior911 December 15, 2024

Dimitri

Dimitri is a gigachad. Sigma male. Owner of the brotherhood. Main enemy of the wicked witch of the west.

"Dude, you just got kicked out of the brotherhood."
"By whom?"
"Dimitri."

by MayoMonster May 26, 2023