Dilemma

A difficult decision to chose one of two options

A student asks his English teacher if he can give him a definiton of a dilemma

The teacher tells him; Imagine you’re on a bed and one one side is a naked super hot chick and on the other side is a naked gay dude, who’s side are u turning to?

by Yanick the agender V. 2 January 6, 2019

dileo

The deal; the way it's going to be; how it will be handled; what's going down.

Q: Hey, what's the dileo?deal
A: We gonna party hearty tonight.

Q:Are we gonna gaffle those fools that dissed us?
A:That is definitely the dileo.how it will be handled

Q:Do you want us all to wear the same colors?
A:Hell yes I do; that's the dileothe way it's going to be

by mick mars May 29, 2007

Dilexia

(n) A disease common to youth under going an intense amount of stress. Symptoms include looking lost, confused, or anxious in over populated areas (classrooms, concerts, large cities, theatres...) Lack of sleep, insomnia, and nightmares.

To test an individual for said causes, one must simply face a mirror while covering the left eye. If the infected person views a reflection of themselves in addition to a corpse version of them, they do in fact have Dilexia and should immediatly seek a medical proffesional.

"Steve is looking quite anxious and lost while walking down the street."

"thats because he has Dilexia"

"Oh that explains everything then, I'm glad you told me"

by Michelle Klingler October 15, 2007

dilema

a position or situation giving two choices, neither usually good.

The dilema was either to stay home and do the dishes or go to school.

by John Cormier January 4, 2008

dilepit

Scottish word for dilapidated

"Look at that gadgey over there. Whit a state tae let yersel' get intae ? "

"Aye , Ah Ken. He's pure dilepit."

by Vlad1Vostok May 27, 2019

Dilemmonade

An inconvenient situation or unfavorable circumstance (no relation to lemonade)

She just got hit by a big huge giant bus, man, she's in quite the dilemmonade.

by Speefy Monke March 3, 2022

Taco-dilemma

The dilemma a single person faces when buying ingredients for a taco-meal only for himself. Buying too many ingredients will result in a better meal overall, but also more leftovers.

Does also apply for other meals like hamburgers, homemade pizza etc.

guy 1:Gawd I can`t decide if I should buy a whole cucumber or not. This is a real taco-dilemma.

guy at register: nah, its not that important, and you would just have to throw out most of it anyways. Meat and chips should suffice.

by AluXeZ December 20, 2010