Dickhousin

(V): When you and a group of friends draw elaborate pictures of penises on paper plates (such as Goku in penis form) and scatter them throughout an unexpected victims' front yard.

Shteve- Hey so what are you doing tonight?

Abrum- Oh, im just Dickhousin with some friends later XD

Shteve- Can i come??

Abrum- NOOO!!!!!

Later that night Abrum gave Shteve that Shota cock of Dickhousin!

by Dick Howzin. December 10, 2010

Dicktious

When a person tries to outsmart you with words, or explaining words with a higher level of vocabulary, making you feel dumb, and the person is a dick about it, but sarcastically saying no I didn't mean to.

Ex: hey man why you gotta be Dicktious towards me .

by Deandeville May 10, 2016

dankulous

Something that is dank and at the same time fabulous

"wow that meme was dankulous"

by An Ayy lmao October 9, 2016

Dickillusionment

The disappointment in dick felt by a woman after having too much unfulfilling heterosexual intercourse.

Christie's growing dickillusionment came to a head after a particularly unsatisfying shag with Monty.

by Iron Flow 134 March 10, 2021

Dicklosophy

Tha achieving of a deep or philosophical thought that sends you spiraling, after a just have seen someone's dick.

I achvied dicklosophy thought, about human existence, after Todd from accounting sent me an unsolicited dirty picture

by Dr. Carl Carlson Jr February 14, 2022

dickploughed

To be bullied or harassed by one or more men.

I was trying to make a point but all my adult men children, who were full of machismo, talked over me and wouldn’t listen so I told them I was being dickploughed.

by Mom of 6-pack February 25, 2024

Dicklusional

delusional over dick. /obsessed or craving to get fucked

“she won’t stop bragging her bf’s dick. she’s dicklusional.”

by UnfortunatelyUnknown December 14, 2024