dirt road diary

The soiled remnants of a toilet paper roll after being glued to a toilet due to illness.

Can you replace your dirt road diary in the bathroom, Kristen? It's gross AF, I'm not changing that.

by Franklyn H July 31, 2022

diddle diary

images collected by women during the day which are then used to masturbate. Female version of the spank bank.

Girl 1: Check out that guys ass!
Girl 2: Whoa!!! Thats going in my diddle diary.

by dp & ah January 12, 2009

diaryland

a much better online blog/journal site. gives you a basic set up which you can customize without the annoying banners you get from xanga or most other blogsites.

My Speaks. My Life. My Poems. etc

by Phalarus October 12, 2004

Dear Diary

used to emphasize the depth, the honesty, the aloofness of a special someone. dear diary being a synonym for them.

"dear diary, how have you been? still no chance of meeting up? I have been busy studying. flora's birthday party yesterday. tired. but term break ahead. time to exhale."

by Krkič February 24, 2019

dear_.diaryx

TikTok User dear_.diaryx, Very fun, But kinda rude gacha user.

Person 1: “Hey have you heard of dear_.diaryx?”

Person 2: “Who?”

Person 1: “That gacha tiktoker”
Person 2: “never heard of them.

by Woosh woo September 18, 2021

diary of a wimpy kid

A book series that was written after Jane Austen visited the grave of William Shakespeare while listening to Mozart

A: this is so amazing
B:this is so totally a diary of a wimpy kid moment

by alex.andurr February 26, 2021

sex diary

A notebook that a person most often rites down every detail of all her sexual experences most often for 411 ing so she can make her boyfriend ect. also experence her sexual experences in his imagination.
For example she can look in it and think,"oh, I gave a blowjob that day and it was the firest time I swallowed cum.

She's got a sex diary.

by The Fury 13 October 23, 2010