Dingus

An oversized whale penis.

You're a dingus!

by Lalalalalalalalala() April 29, 2014

dingus berry

A dingus berry is very similar to a dingleberry, but on the front. In other words, its a dried up globule of semen hanging from a pubic hair which dangles somewhat resembling a berry.

Ohh shit i had a wank last night but was too tired too clean up now i got a load of dingus berry's to deal with.

by Sodhapop October 9, 2007

dinguss

A shit eating weasel, commonly found in remote parts of Africa. It feeds on the feces of small mammals or, less commonly, humans.

Josh had a dingus growing in his ass.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

Fruit loop dingus

A word usually used to describe a complete and total idiot

Jimmy Neutron: Can you believe America is 2016 years old?
Shrek: What a fruit loop dingus

by br04 November 16, 2016

Dingus

The word that elementary school students use as slang for the word “dick”, also being used as a swear word when something bad happens.

“Hey Jacob, wanna play football?”

“Nah mate I’m gonna go to school soon”

“Already bye ya dingus”

by Flådig Man January 25, 2021

complete and utter dingus

1. A term used to describe a person who annoys, frustrates, has done something extremely stupid, or has "done goofed".

2. A stupid object that is not cooperating.

1. Dude, did you hear that Bob did the cinnamon challenge yesterday? He is a complete and utter dingus.

2. OH MAH GAWD. This fucking bicycle is a complete and utter dingus.

by TheDisturbedYouth August 13, 2014

Dyngus (or Dingus)

Originally polish for "worthy, proper, or suitable, also the Catholic holiday observed the day after Easter Sunday celebrating the end of Lent.

The word degraded sometime between WWII and Korean conflict to refer to a phallus, evolving to it's current usage referring to someone who is an irritant, stupid, or gullible.

"Leon's being a tool fuckin' with me again!"
"Yeah, he's been a Dyngus (or Dingus) since day one"
Or:
"Imma stomp your Dyngus (or Dingus) in the dirt!"

by gpoohba October 27, 2020