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gaydar detector

A kind of "sixth sense" that allows a flamboyantly homosexual man, or masculine homosexual woman, to play up their macho/feminine side upon entering a "gay-unfriendly" area.
Les's gaydar detector was going crazy when she drove to Laramie.
by dachagalluntum November 7, 2009
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Alaskan lie detector

Ice water enema. Administered unsuspectingly - usually in a 2 gallon container maintained at 35 degrees Farenheit delivered through all weather tubing secured in place with a 6 inch, stainless steel barbed nozzle. Used exclusively when interrogating your loving partner about her smelling like cheap men's cologne and fresh semen after coming home at 2 AM.
My cheatin' wife thought I was a friggin' moron until I sweet-talked her into doggie style where I whipped out my Alaskan Lie Detector and showed her a new meaning to being a 'cold bitch' ... as we got to the truth of who she was fuckin'.
by KingTigerKommander April 5, 2009
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Thot Detector

A machine taught to detect thots with radar vision and then destroy the with the THOT DESTROYER 6900 gun.
A.K.A. thot detector means "hoe Finder"
T.H.O.T. detectorthot is a hoe," with the plural being "thotties." Other definitions, however, reveal a little more about how the word itself came to be: "Thot" is actually an acronym that can either stand for "that hoe over there" or "thirsty hoe over there." and detector meaning

Robot: "Thot Detected!'a device or instrument designed to detect the presence of a particular object or substance and to emit a signal in response.
gay friend: " you need that. It has radar vision to detect and destroy thots."
Me: 'k lmaooooo"
by UR GRANNY TRANNIE May 29, 2018
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Frost Detectors

It's a bit cold today. I've just seen the nips on Jane's frost detectors.
by thecraftybutterfly March 9, 2009
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Smoke Detector

Someone who always shows up right after you spark the endo.

Snoop Dogg in Half Baked is a good example of a smoke detector.
"Shit nigga, I can smell that chronic, lets get a puff"

"yo fuck you mufuckin smoke detector motherfucker"
by Nategeezy November 18, 2007
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sarcasm detector

See sarcasmometer.

Ones ability to detect sarcastic undertones in a conversation.

The principle of a detector can also be applied to gender and sexuality.
Person 1: Do you like this Cowboy Hat? I think it looks good on me.
Person 2: Yeah, you look -real- cool.
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: ...I think your sarcasm detector is broken.
by Espiria August 30, 2008
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Wank Detector

Device used to sound an alarm if anything increases in size by over 2 Inches, more elaborite systems have a Laser used to disintergate the object.
Pretty Obvious? if not, then go ask your dad.
by Kestrel April 16, 2005
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