by Adonaii August 9, 2010

To attend some kind of function, do some kind of activity or task with your significant other that you would rather not do, but have to. An obligation that must be attended with your significant other that you would prefer not to attend but must.
by wallyTour September 21, 2009

A worker who is usually exempt and working project hours which can be any time during the day or evening. They often live at their desk, have minifridges and coffee makers there. They disappear often during the day without being noticed and come back to work late hours. Their job is very solitary and they are so seldom seen that seeing them is like seeing a phantom.
The opposite of a desk phantom is a desk mannequin who is usually more visible, and more customer facing.
The opposite of a desk phantom is a desk mannequin who is usually more visible, and more customer facing.
We just saw John coming in at 2 with coffee and his van was in the parking lot all last night. We think he's working on the bank acquisition code but you'll have to ask Francine his boss about that. The guy is a real desk phantom.
by johngagon February 25, 2010

A term refering to an after-lunch nap in which a worker props their feet up on their desk and leans back in their chair. The desk siesta is most often taken by workers with an office door.
Joanne always gets sleepy after lunch, so she likes to take a desk siesta each day to perk herself up.
by AmandaKaye February 16, 2009

the act of taking a dump on someone's desk OR in one of the desk's drawers (most likely in retaliation for their screwing you over in a work environment)
the office version of "upper-decking"
the office version of "upper-decking"
Wow that Sheila bitch coughed in my face, screwed up my vacation request, and then 'misplaced' my paycheck! I think I'm going to upper-desk her office
by Parallax2025 January 20, 2011

A computer desk so messy and filled up with food utensils that when you move your hands or feet, you can often hear the sound of cutlery/plates/glasses clinking. This clinking comes from accidental bumping of the desk or accidental touching of the items.
A depression desk often has stacks of plates and a lot of glasses and cutlery and the sound is most commonly heard over different VoIP systems like discord or similar while gaming.
A depression desk often has stacks of plates and a lot of glasses and cutlery and the sound is most commonly heard over different VoIP systems like discord or similar while gaming.
by toble December 22, 2021

When sitting behind your desk at work, the person is wearing a nice business shirt, but no pants. Business up top and party down-under!!
I totally caught my boss pulling a desk mullet in his office today, I'm scarred, and a little impressed.
by Crazycox August 13, 2016
