delphine

it's french name

je m'appelle delphine

by delphine2008 December 24, 2008

derheim

Commonly misused to interpret the actions of a semi-retarded man. The derheim is actually the pinnacle of female and male commorodary. Named after "Derheim," a hero in many eyes, after he expelled seminal fluid onto a passed out woman's face causing her eyes to stick shut as she awoke the next morning. The derheim can be performed by women to men by the same procedure or in Derheim's words, "by opening their rose and dropping fluid onto the boys face." Derheim in his second year at U. North Dakota is considered the best in his field of sexology.

I snuck into her room and she was out cold so I pulled out my tiny wing and derheimed everywhere.

by Andy Bryan and Stephen Keane March 12, 2005

derpcaps

1. When capital letters are used in sentences randomly, accidentally, or in places that are unnecessary, in a way which is annoying.

2. When someone is typing with the caps lock on without noticing, demonstrating extreme noobishness.

Guy: hEY EVERYONE. jUST GOT THROWN OUT OF mED CUZ i KILLED A CHIHUAHUA.

Grammer Nazi: Dude, derpcaps!

by theguywiththesunglasses November 24, 2010

Derpbate

To persist with an argument (typically on the internet) to the point beyond diminishing returns with the persistence of idiocy. A derpbate often involves two parties (often on the internet) in mild-to-extreme disagreement repeating each others points with slight modification in response to one another. A portmanteau of "Derp" and "Debate."

Sunday, sunday, SUNDAY, watch the socially inept Randroid debate the campus Communist in the CAGE on a politics forum! You do not want to miss one excruciating line of this ten hour derpbate!

by HeySeuss November 13, 2011

derp gland

(noun) a fictitious gland responsible for the filtration of derp-worthy stimuli in the human brain.

in a healthy and intelligent individual, it acts as a sensor, indicating when something outrageously stupid has been processed. it tends to result in facepalming, headaches, or sympathetic lulz in defense of knowing that the demise of mankind is imminent.

in an unhealthy or stupid individual, it provides a positive-feedback mechanism, resulting in the individual gaining reward for filling their brain with even more useless bullshit. stimulation of the gland in this type of individual brings about erratic, borderline retarded behavior, and in fact causes them to emanate even more derp to the surrounding environment. this can lead to a derp cascade, which enthralls masses of stupid individuals to do stupid things.

(intelligent) I swear, if I hear another stupid thing come out of her mouth, my derp gland is going to explode!

(stupid) DDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP! NUOH MAH GAWD KIM KARDASHIAN DDDEEEEERRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

by maelstr0m_X1 July 19, 2012

Delphi

A powerful, underrated, programming language and RAD IDE produced by Borland. Delphi is not as popular in the US as it is in Europe and Japan, but its users know what a valuable development tool it really is.

Delphi was first released in 1995. The current version of Delphi is Delphi 2005.

Unlike Visual Basic, Delphi does not require a programmer to ship their application with runtime DLLs.

by CircuitGhost August 29, 2005

Belle Delphine

An instagram cosplayer who posts very explicit photos online.
Also that girl who always sticks her tongue out in every tik tok video

Belle Delphine needs to learn how to keep that tongue of hers in her mouth

by Shrek-Tastic! February 22, 2019