Derby Hangover

The full body ache the day after a particularly rough derby experience

Jonny: What's wrong with her?

Jen: She's got a derby hangover after two people fell on her at practice yesterday

by KingKam February 14, 2012

Kintucky Derby

(noun) competitive group incest, whereby points are awarded for engaging in sex acts with immediate family members. Rules are generally at the discretion of participants; infants and toddlers are usually considered "off-limits".

"While I am disappointed in the results of this year's Kintucky Derby, I am very proud of the effort my family team put forth - especially my sexy daughter! We'll get 'em next year!"

by cyclopath May 21, 2010

derby and miguel

A sexy homosexual couple (two guys) that likes to joust, wear tight pink shirts, smack each other's butts, and do the "yes" dance together. One is black and one is asian, therefore they are referred to as "peanut-butter oreo". They are big supporters of the gay community and like to hold gay parades. The Derby is usually the male and the Miguel the female of the relationship.

"welcome to the jousting tournament, derby and miguel"
"derby and miguel look so good together"
"what time is the gay parade, derby and miguel?"
"get a room, derby and miguel"

by stepupmami August 12, 2008

dungbox derby

The partaking of some pleasant podgering of the anal cavity.

Aww, naw man! Ah pure got bumslime on mah willy after that dungbox derby with Mavis fae doon the road. Whit a tart!

by The Ass Podgerer June 10, 2004

dirtbox derby

To do it up the arse with enthusiasm...as if heading for the finishing post on a racehorse.

"She won't be sitting down for a week...I rode her in the dirtbox derby last night"

by drbollocks August 03, 2008

Derby Line

A small town in Vermont on the U.S.-Canada border. This small New England hamlet is full of French Canadians due to it being right next to Quebec. There are also lots of weed smoking skater punks and hippies here too. People here speak with a thick Canadian accent, although it's not French Canadian, just regular Canadian for some reason.

<Person From Derby Line> Did ya know dat we're only a half mile from Quebec der, EH?
<Person From Quebec> Pourquoi es stupide Vermont a cote de notre belle terre de Quebec?!?
<Person From Derby Line> Ya know, I don't GAHT oohny idear what ya just said, but alright *walks 10 feet north to get to Canada*

by Da Wizard Of OZ July 02, 2009

Kentucky Derby

An amazing party that consists of horse racing, gambling, beer drinking, and tit showing. One of the best parties in the country.

"Damn man, I won $500 at the Kentucky Derby this year and saw at least 80 sets of tits!"

by hexum July 13, 2005