Delf

Self

Like delf/self, dolo/solo. I do this for ma' Delf

by Tekno-Logik March 26, 2003

Chapter Delay

Occurs while taking a shit, when by all necessary definitions you have completed your task, but want remain on the bowl to finish the current chapter of the book/newspaper/novel you are reading. Usually last between 2-5 minutes.

Most common in suspense novels and other mysteries.

Roommate 1- "You almost ready dude, we're gunna be late. First pitch is in 20 minutes."
Roommate 2- "Yeah man hold on, quick pre-game dump."

*10 minutes later*

Roommate 2- "Alright let's go"
Roommate 1- "WTF man, you said quick."
Roommate 2- "Didn't account for the chapter delay. That Dan Brown is amazing."

by Derik September 26, 2005

Delylah

Manipulative, tricky, sneaky and fun to be around. Full of laughter and love but she will cut you if you mess up.

Delylah is the type to cut your breaks then come visit you at the hospital.

by Alina2787 December 7, 2016

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome (DMWS) is an erection of the male genitalia that would normally occur after one wakes up, but is heavily delayed and occurs at a later time in the morning. 3 in 5 men are affected by this syndrome on a day to day basis. This generally gives the male extreme discomfort, as they try to hide it from others.

(Sitting on the bus, looking down) Shit, I got Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome!

(Walking down street, looks down) Damn it! DMWS again!

Friend 1: Come on! Erected in the morning?
You: Sorry, it's DMWS.

by MaxNrg November 30, 2010

Delylah

A girl with brown hair and eyes. She's some one that wants things to be her way every day. She's your average book worm who just wants some one to be genuinly her friend. She's shy at first and spends most of her time lurking inside the library. Call her pretty and she'll believe you for a second. Tell her you love her she'll believe you for a lifetime. Gaining her trust can take a life time, but once your in her inner circle she'll fight for you no matter what. She's some one you should never lose contact with. Take her to a club and she'll be the life of your party.

Boy: Who is that...?
Boy 2: Her oh that's Delylah... i think you'll like her..."

by Louis Bitch May 8, 2013

Tom Delay

Suspect in an U.S. Army Criminal Investigation Command(CID) probe into loan sharking, cash-for-title, and sleazy collection agency fraud that had been feasting on and victimizing U.S. Army soldiers around Texas army installations, most notably Fort Hood. Keynote speaker for cash-for-title industry, and perrenial consumer of their lobbying dollars. Former legislative champion for bottom-feeder predatory industries. Resigned when indicted in Texas for unrelated tomfoolery.

He cares about her about as much as Tom Delay gives a shit if a soldier gets his car repoed while risking his life in Iraq over a $200 loan. What a turd.

by huronking March 22, 2009

Deify

A kickass song by Disturbed
(The only bad part is when bush talks in it)
BUSH IS AN ASSHOLE!!!!

I only wanted a blessing made
Now I've been labeled a renegade
It seems so clear now what I must do
You're no immortal
I won't let them
Deify you
They view you as the new messiah
Deify you
Renew belief in some demented man
-Disturbed "Deify"

by BushHater333 July 30, 2006