man delay

When a female text messages a guy, but he does not respond until hours later and usually with a one word response.

I texted _________ (insert guy's name) six hours ago about plans for tonight and he finally texted back saying "yeah"... uugghh I HATE man delay!!

by GFYslotslot October 21, 2011

Delaya

Delaya is a smart person usually. She oftens likes to keep to herself but shows a lot of her personality. Delaya likes to look up to people who are good example to others also. Delaya has a few close friends she can trust. Someone named Maya would be like a sister to her. Delaya is very rare so don't be so easy.

Delaya is so fuckin amazing

by Jessica Banders November 15, 2017

sploosh delay

Sploosh Delay is the silence that occurs for about 2 or 3 seconds after a port-o-potty has been tipped over. After this silence, a fairly loud "splooshing" sound can easily be heard. At this point, whatever was inside the toilet will come flowing out of the openings at the top of the port-o-potty, and also out of the door if it was tipped on its face.

Hellraiser 1: Alright dude it's down! Let's get the fuck out of here!!

Hellraiser 2: I don't hear anything, was it empty?

Hellraiser 1: No man, that's just sploosh delay. Give it another second...there it goes!!

Hellraiser 2: That's fuckin' nasty!! There is fucking brown water pouring out of the top, and it smells like shit!!

by TZR July 6, 2005

Congressman Delay

A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience; Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.

Congressman Delay says: I'll jerk you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.

by Dungheap June 1, 2006

Delay

The updated word for "Retard". Retard has become overused and highly offensive, so the (RPA) Retarded Peoples Assosiation changed Mentaly Retarded to Mentaly delayed. Thus the new hateful, rude and demeaning word is Delay

No one gives a fuck about what you got to say Robbie. Your just a fucking delay!

Shit! did u see that delay get struck by that bus?

by Delay_destroyer69 April 2, 2010

delayed drunkeness

When you drink several shots of Bacardi and the effects don't kick in until the next day, 12 hours later.

"Damn guys, when's this shit gonna start to kick in?"

--12 hours later--

"TIMIL DEEEPPPS!!! OCONOC!!!! RETARDEd.....DILdO....FUCkERSSSS!!!"

by TimilDeeps October 22, 2003

Delayed Effect

Having something happen, and only feeling or having the effects occur after a extended period of time.

Juice experiences DE? LoL, he is one of a kind!

While watching Code Geass he suddenly blurted out "UGUU PWNS", it was the delayed effect of watching Kanon 20mins ago"

by ERG November 10, 2008