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Mental relationship defect

Similar to a mental defect, but applies to intimate relationships, particularly when one party takes subtle steps to sabotage a relationship.
Tom: I thought you two were getting along great until she flipped shit over you ordering fettuccine instead of linguine and then insisted on taking everything to go for leftovers.

Jerry: Yeah, that girl has a mental relationship defect.
by KM and KM March 7, 2019
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alabama lie detector

A police baton. Draws a reference to the outdated practice of using a baton to filter the truth from a suspect.
"Deputy Dwane, get my alabama lie detector. Looks like we've got us a live one"
by sfy January 6, 2008
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Internet detective

Someone who spends their time looking all over the internet to prove someones claim false.
Girl: this is me srry i look so emo. i just got a new haircut lol. i no im hot tho. ahaha

Internet detective: That's funny, cause when you search "Emo girl" in google that's the first image that pops up. That's not you, idiot.

INTERNET DETECTIVE STRIKES AGAIN.
by Lamashan October 17, 2009
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Detective Conan

Anime in which Edogawa Conan, Kudou Shinichi, solves cases and tries to get closer to the Black Organization that shrunk him back to the body of an elementary student. Conan's identity is a secret except to Haibara Ai, Professor Agasa, His parents, and Hattori Heiji. There are currently ten movies out, and the final, eleventh movie comes out in June. This is, by far, the best Anime in the world. Other names are Meitantei Conan and Case Closed
by Arutsuro May 12, 2007
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defector

usually defined as someone or a party that consciously abandons their home or default party, country or military affiliation and is usually considered illegal by the default association.

the definition started in the military, as someone who "defects" to the opposing party...meaning "to switch sides".

commonly used for refugees attempting to leave north korea. see example below:
"north korea is a nightmare. i know someone who actually managed to defect from that communist hellhole and apply for legal status in south korea as a defector"
by anon486 March 7, 2010
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Detective Conan

A manga/anime where a 16-years old student solves cases like Sherlock Holmes.
His name is Shinichi Kudo(u) and still goes to school.
One day, after a date with Ran Mori he is witness to a deal by black-coated men and some boss of a company.
One black-coated guy named Vodka notices him and knocks Shinichi down.
Vodka gives him a new developed poison which kills without a trace.
But Shinichi doesn't die and somehow he got turned back into a child !!!
To take cover , he hides at Ran Moris place, whose father Kogoro is also a detective.
Ran doesn't know that it's Shinichi,
since he calls himself Conan Edogawa.

Since then, he puts Kogoro into sleep with his tranq-watch and imitates his voice to solve cases.
Conan can solve any mystery!!!
by Bari July 26, 2008
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The Axe Defect

When Axe is overused to the point of actually counteracting The Axe Effect.
Jack: Brett was doing real good with that girl over their til she leaned in on him. Then she suddenly got up and ran away.
Ace: Probably the Axe Defect.
by tanukisanyo June 12, 2005
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