Drug Dealer

Contrary to many of you alls beliefs a Drug Dealer could be anyone. Successful drug dealers actually don't fit the "Norm" description. Normally the low dirty trashy dealers don't get far in what they do because they are not educated enough to keep the ball turning. A good drug dealer runs the streets or college campus in a business like form using micro-economics or proven statistics to enforce a safe and gurantee'd profit. A good drug dealer knows his limits. Meaning that if the kid is a fien you don't sell him enough to overdose or cause bodily harm that effects the rest of his life.

Yea my friends a drug dealer; goes to a Division I college out of state and is making insanely good grades and had a scholarship for wrestling. He came from a good family in the suburbs and he sells weed but thats only because in college it's a hobby not a life threatening addictive drug. He makes money and some people are haters and that's why he'll always get further in life then they did.

by Jonkel123 July 10, 2009

Death Dealer

1. A Death Dealer is a Marine Infantry Rifleman or Scout Sniper or Reconnaisance man.

marines with MOS's of 0311, 0317, or 0321. Death Dealer

by 0311 DeathDealer November 4, 2009

Dealerese

The language spoken by, or when contacting, a purveyor of rare herbs and prescribed chemicals; particularly if they are of a paranoid nature. Often results in a conversation where neither of the two parties are entirely sure what is being agreed to.

"He was speaking dealerese so somehow agreed to paying 60 quid for a half ounce."

by Mrrrrp March 31, 2009

DealerShop

A DealerShop is a combination of a Dealership and Car Repair, Upgrade and Detail Shop all in one. A combination of car sales and re-sales, and mechanics to fix and upgrade and car engine/body work all in one convenient location.

MEAllen's DealerShop specialize in hot Turbo Car sales, and repairing, upgrading and detailing cars!

by Caehryn September 26, 2012

delerious

a disturbed state of mind

girl you delerious as fuck

by william ashford May 20, 2018

DONG DEALER

One who simply slings dick.

Damn, that girl is a dong dealer!

by Spanky97 September 10, 2016

car dealer tv

non-cable television, (or "broadcast" ) named car dealer tv, because the car dealers are the MAIN advertisers, and probably responsible for 3/4s of the advert revenue the 'big 4' networks take in. (their ads NOTORIOUSLY SUCK !!) although, now these ads are beginning to 'seep' into cable tv.

there once was a big cable 'push' as re: to ad-free tv, to 'sell' cable, whatever happened to that ?? (executive bill : theeeres' MONEY IN IT !! (sniffing the air)
...soon, these car dealers will be suggesting people buy people CARS for christmas !! now, WHAT is wrong with THAT picture ?? WHERE is all this money supposed to come from ?? -lets' all stink up the air with our NEW LAND YACHTS !!

sam: whos' your cable company ? leo: i don't keep cable, only car dealer tv !!

car dealer tv SUCKS ASS, !!...jack: i don't watch tv...

i was watching car dealer tv , when u.d. 'bumped' my definition...

have to rapidly hit my mute button on car dealer tv, the rabid car dealers' audio, DRIVES ME INSANE !!

by michael foolsley April 19, 2018