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beerectile dysfunction

After you have too many beers, you suddenly can't get it up.
Dude, they need to invent a pill for beerectile dysfunction!
by potatopandemic July 14, 2010
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There is no definition.

What the heck are you here? Can’t you read? There is no definition. You can stop reading now.... There’s nothing to do here, you’re just wasting the next 10 seconds of your life. Why are you still reading? This is pointless. Just quit and read a real definition. Why are you still reading. this boring, useless, definition? I mean my NON-Definition. The search bar is above the website page... It’s time to stop reading... Go find something else to do. You still won’t leave? Man, humans are quite more stubborn than I thought. Well if you’re not going to leave. Then I will myself. Goodbye. Find a real definition.

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I’m not here... You can leave.

Ok you want something to do?

Fine.

Let’s try some math. What’s 1 + 1?

Answer was... 2!

Ok, you just wasted about a minute or 2 of your life, you did a little bit of fun math with me, now it is time to leave. I’m quite tired of this. Just, leave okay?

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Ok. Now I’m REALLY tired.

Do you not know how to leave? I can’t really tell who you are. I’m just the program. You are the user. And as the user I suggest that you quit.

Ok. That’s enough. Goodbye user, it was not nice meeting you.
There is no definition.

It’s freaking simple user.

*sigh* Why are you so stubborn?

If you want a definition, find one.

A REAL one.

I can’t kick you out of this page. You have to quit. Stop reading and do something else.
by Mr. Not A Good Username February 27, 2021
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definitionist

Definitionist: One who makes definitions. This includes any and all of the wonderful people who've ever added a definition to Urban Dictionary. These people take delight in redefining the liquid, shifting creation that is the English language, either by reworking antiquated words and giving them dynamic new meanings, or else creating entirely new words. It's definitionists we have to thank for such excellent words as: Cool, Posse, Grippa, and basically anything with gratuitous "th"s, "q"s or "y"s, such as "quoth", "thy", "thou", "quip", "hast", and "thine".
Casual Reader: Dang, some of those definitionists really need to find something else to do...

Intelligent Person: Are you kidding? It's definitionists that we have to thank for no longer using the language of the 18th century! I don't know about you, but I don't think that talking like I'm in a Shakespeare play is very cool.

Casual Reader: Wow, you're right! You know what? I'm going to become a definitionist today!
by Vladimir McCools November 29, 2007
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Warpig (Gaming definition)

A gamer who believes they are vastly better than they actually are. Often seen in games such as TF2, Overwatch and COD.
"Aw fuck, we've got a Warpig (Gaming definition) on our team. This match is gonna be fucking annoying cause he's just gonna charge in there then blame us when he dies."
by Tumbleflop November 7, 2017
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by laser_fox March 8, 2021
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a video in the definition

WATCH --> a youtube link was here before but urban dictionary didn't want me to put links in the definition :( <-- WATCH
it's a funny video on youtube, you should watch it right now or i will fucking kill you.

it was a rick roll
Please watch a video in the definition above!
by theomelon May 6, 2021
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Name definitions

Things people submit on this site when they have an unhealthy obsession with someone and worship them like a god. Most of these losers would be better off on the receiving end of a loaded handgun
“Bryan: the sweetest, hottest guy on the planet etc.”

Anyone who has ever so much as considered writing a name definition for even half a second is a cancer on this earth that needs to be publicly crucified. The same goes for editors who approve said name definitions.
by Arthur Van Graff February 9, 2018
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