Jet Lagged a Decade

It's when some edgy gen-Z attempts to make a 2000s joke in modern times that they seem to suddenly warped to that era.

"Did he just make a 'manamajeff' joke in 2021?"
"I know right? Man's jet lagged a decade."

by blaastranger December 28, 2020

Last week of school of the decade

Let’s make it the Best week ever! Also we all have to Stand on a table and Scream “It’s the last week!!!!”

Isn’t it the last week of school of the decade? (Stands in table and screams It’s the last week!!!)

by Sexyboi911 December 19, 2019

Decade Dip

When you hook up with someone who is of legal age and 10 years younger than you. Cannot be legally performed until you are 28 years old.

Yo son, I pulled off a decade dip last night with that hostess at the Cheesecake Factory. Booh yah!!

by Booteny Lee Fonsworth September 6, 2010

<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.

<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.

<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Mistreated for decades

And we wouldn't even be talking about it if Hamas hadn't raped murdered their way into the news-cycle.

Hym "Isn't it a little sad to you that they've been mistreated for decades and you spent those decades thinking your women and children wouldn't get raped and murdered over it and now... BAM! That delusion has been ripped away from you in one fell swoop? And ONLY NOW is it the impetus for change. Like... Hamas has been firing missiles into Israel for years... You DIDN'T NEED TO ERADICATE HAMAS... Until now... Because you thought your women and children wouldn't get raped and killed over it and they DID have that happen to them. Isn't it sad? And still the lesson hasn't been learned. Because you can kill Hamas all you want but it isn't going to do anything because you aren't fighting THEM you're fighting THEM IN ABSTRACTION. The PERPETUAL 'THEM.' And so long as the conditions that created the impetus for violence exist the rape and child murder isn't ABSENT in you society but, rather, IMPENDING. And you're going to do the same thing you do with school shootings and hyper-fixate on solving the 1st order problem (The physical ability for somone to do what they did) rather than addressing the actual cause. And beyond that, you're not actually even capable of engaging with the true cause. You're going to deflect to some amorphous 'craziness' or some ethereal 'evil' as the cause and you will do nothing to prevent things like happening in the future because you refuse to change the present in such a way that it will prevent things like this from being a desired outcome."

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

national kick tall people decade

at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher

"hey rob how tall are you?"
"5'9"
"too bad its national kick tall people decade"
"im not even t"
👹

by tall people should shrink October 13, 2022

Decade Whore

An individual who uses a certain decade as a base for their aesthetic - whether its in music, clothing, or art.

"He's such a Decade Whore! Look, he's wearing Parachute Pants!"

by helpimgonnaeatacookie March 11, 2020