Daving

Hitting the straps, really hard, regardless of what day of the week it is. If you're Daving, most things are lekker, but also, most things are also Kak. If you're Daving, you appear to be moving at the speed of light. Most people will struggle to keep up with the conversation. If you're Daving, your mind is light and nimble from coke and klippy, as well as coke by itself.

- Ahhhhh bru, you were on fire last night!
- No doubt, I was completely Daving.

by cameloxen December 14, 2020

The Dave

A defensive tactic whereby an individual faced with a confronting situation flops out his penis and slowly masturbates whilst gazing into the eyes of his would be adversary. It is imperative that eye contact is maintained at all times.

A defensive bonus is granted if the individual ejaculates.

Dude 1: I was jumped by two motherf#$%ers who threatened to stab me if I didn't hand over my wallet.
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: I did the only logical thing in the situation, I whipped my cock out and peformed the Dave.
Dude 2: Woaaah, hardcore
Dude 1: Literally. *brofist*

by PinklyWrenis August 07, 2012

Dave

Used as sarcasm in place of obviously

person1: the sky is blue
person2: Err Dave!

by edd ridgway November 30, 2006

Daving

To scavenge food off a friend or to pick at leftover food that someone has left on their plate.

"Dave are you daving at my left over pizza"
"Man, I totally Daved the shit out of Jaime's Curry"
"I think I'll go down to the kitchen and do a spot of daving...I hear Ian has just finished a roast dinner"

by Alun Boaler December 18, 2009

Dave

Taking a shit.

From the movie Spectre, Dave Bautista says 'Shit'

Luke: 'Mike, where are you?'
Mike:'I am taking a Dave'
Luke:'Sorry for disturbing this sacred ritual'

by Koulas September 19, 2020

Dave

n. A man who is better at seducing and/or has a larger wang than other men.

Becky: OMG did you hear about that guy who tag teamed two girls in the room across the hall? I heard tham screaming cuz they couldn't handle his massive cock!

Stacy: Yea ughh i'm so jealous!!! He must be a Dave.

by eternitygoth December 29, 2020

Dave

the name given to someone who is no longer sober enough to be called by their real name.

yo man, you were so Daved last night!

Yo, fuck you daaave

I'm gettin Daved tonighttt

by Dave podzy September 24, 2010