Carbon Dating

When you cannot find a partner and end up wining and dining a piece of coal. You feel let down after the date never went as well as you had hoped due to one way conversation! Perhaps next time I will join in!

Im so lonely I have started carbon dating

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

Recycling Bin Dating

When you have exhausted all other options, and/or have recently been dumped, and start going through old e-mails, texts and phone logs to see who you can scrounge up for a date or hook-up, so you can get some attention and feel temporarily better about yourself.

After Dave dumped me, I resorted to Recycling Bin Dating and found an old e-mail from John, since I dropped his ass last year and knew he would be dying to take me out.

by Gia Money January 3, 2009

Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows

The best thing you could imagine because Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows are things only seen in dreams and sometimes TV shows and films. They are quick, smart, loyal and fat.

Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows is my favourite YouTube song.

by WWEFIFA_Rhys August 5, 2018

Dancing queen

There is no real age of a dancing queen. A dancing queen is not an age but a feeling. An emotion that you cannot put into words, the only way to describe this emotion is with “dancing queen”. A true dancing queen knows that it is not age that defines one as a dancing queen but raw emotion. You may not reach this level of indescribable feelings when you are 17. You could be 12, 4, 68. There is no age. Now go, my friends, my young grasshoppers, and find this state of mind that is “dancing queen”.

“Hey you’re 17 now! You’re a dancing queen!”
“I’ve been a dancing queen since I was 9 but thanks.”

by Dancingqueen16 June 9, 2018

quantum dating

The act of dating and not dating someone at the same time.

You didn't hear? I broke up with my girlfriend about a month ago. Now we're just quantum dating.

by Bungalow Bill April 16, 2002

dating

the process by which you decide whether you hate the other person or not

I was dating Brian, but I actually decided that I hated him...so we stopped dating.

by dating September 30, 2014

expiration dating

To start a relationship that has a defined end date; e.g., one of the people is moving soon.

"I hear you started dating some new girl."
"Yeah, but she's moving across the country in a month, so we're planning on breaking up."
"A little expiration dating, eh?"

by Travis May 31, 2005